Thursday, November 18, 2010

Maybe Wanda should just get over it....

Things the letters PHEW could stand for:

1. Phil Had Eleven Wishes
2. Probably He Eloped Wednesday
3. Please Hide Every Wart
4. Penelope Heard Elvis Wailing
5. Pigs Hate Eccentric Warthogs
6. Pioneers Hastily Exited Wisconsin
7. Perfect Hands Expect Washing
8. Platypus Hats Embarrassed Wanda
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4 comments:

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

We say Phew around my house all the time. Usually when people fart.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Farting is important because it distracts people from the platypus hats.

Marla said...

Pygmys Hunting Elephants Wandering

Janna said...

Marla: Perfectly Horrible: Extra Warts!