Maybe I'll just hibernate instead

Things I forgot to do last winter:

1) Move to Florida

2) Buy a year's supply of hot chocolate

3) Build snowman and drizzle yellow food coloring in various spots just to make people wonder

4) Avoid slipping and falling on my butt

5) Convince loved ones to send me crates full of fruit for no reason

6) Make snowballs with different hairstyles, using black and orange cat hair
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