Friday, October 15, 2010

Maybe if you wrapped the chihuahua in the duct tape....

Things which wouldn't make good necklaces:

1. Watermelons
2. Car batteries
3. A fifth of Jack Daniels with an unremovable cap
4. A chihuahua with a bladder control problem
5. Twelve onions
6. Radioactive duct tape
7. Ice cubes
8. The unwashed jock strap of a professional football player
9. Rice Krispies
10. Pickle jar which for some reason has been filled with dead batteries
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14 comments:

PattiKen said...

Oh, I dunno. I was in Phoenix last year when the thermometer hit 110 degrees. I would have knocked a little old lady unconscious to get her necklace of ice cubes if I could have found one.

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

A chihuahua necklace with a bladder control problem would be bad!! For sure.

You always have the most fun 55s.


My 55 is a double whammy this week, two for the price of one. Of course, as always, you need to scroll down below my Friday's Show n Tell.

The link is HERE I'd love to have you stop by for a visit.

Brian Miller said...

ha. i think if you are starting a jewelry line you might want to stay away from these...though a battery necklace may be a big hit without the jar...nice 55.

G-Man said...

I'M WEARING AN ONION NECKLACE AS WE SPEAK!!!
But I totally agree with you on all the others...
Loved your 55 Janna
You are like a whole box of Puffs (with aloe), in a Sea of Mucous!
Thanks for playing so funnily.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End....G

Eric Alder said...

Sounds like the voice of experience... so I won't even ask about the jock strap.

Funny 55, Janna!

Jannie Funster said...

Janna, Janna, Janna, you makes me laff and laff. Have you always been like this? Methinks,yes! And I love it!

12 onions, et al -- oy!

xo

gautami tripathy said...

Except for that ice neckpiece I agree to all others!

extraction

Monkey Man said...

What's with the battery fetish? Need a local recycler or just run out recently?
Great 55.

nonamedufus said...

I think I saw Joan Rivers selling this stuff on the Home Shopping Network. Yeah, really.

00dozo said...

Oh, yeah! I could do the ice cubes from June through September!

Prayer Girl said...

Where did you get this idea for a 55? Totally original, creative. Loved it.

HERE IS MINE

PG

5thsister said...

I agree...very clever indeed.

Don't think I could handle the professional football player's jock strap. Ewww!

Dianne said...

Crafty writer, you are! don't you HATE taking used batteries and flourescent bulbs to the hazardous waste dump/recycle center? Oooops, gotta go do that now before it rains!
Ha, my scary 55 is up HERE

Dianne

Janna said...

PattiKen: 110??? Gahh! I would have melted into a big grease blob on the carpet. (!)

Hootin'Anni: Thanks for visiting! :)

Brian: I could string forty "D" size batteries on a rope, sell them to the masses, and wait for the lawsuits when people claimed it gave them whiplash every time they looked around.

G-Man: Yay for Puffs! :)

Eric: LOL! Thank you. :)

Jannie: This is the result of a warped sense of humor which has fermented for forty years. (*inhales deeply*) Smell that?

gautami: Enjoy the ice necklace, then... here, you may want a towel with that.

MonkeyMan: I need some fresh flashlight batteries. Got any?

nonamedufus: Ack!

00dozo: I guess it would guarantee repeat business every hour or so!

PrayerGirl: I have a weird sense of humor. Or so I hear. :)

5thsister: "Ewww" is right!

Dianne: Thanks for visiting!