Thursday, October 7, 2010

If only we had kangaroos here in Michigan...

There are road signs for just about everything these days.
Signs alert us to bumps and deer and kangaroo and schoolkids and other things you might possibly want to avoid running into at 75mph.

It would be nice if we could each have personalized road signs made for us, custom made for each trip.

For example, things like these:

* 5 Miles Ahead: Avoid the giant pothole which is big enough to swallow an entire Wal-Mart.

* Watch out, there's a cop up ahead, and he might care whether you notice that stop sign.

* You idiot, you're about to run out of gas.

* Warning: Clueless Teenage Driver Approaching

* You left your wallet at home. And your phone.

(What signs would YOU like to see?)
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4 comments:

nonamedufus said...

How about "Stop Reading This Sign And Keep Your Eyes On The Road"?

00dozo said...

"Village ahead. Watch out for Idiot."

All villages have them, right?
;-)

Monkey Man said...

CAUTION
DIP
(shit)
IN
ROAD

Janna said...

nonamedufus: And better yet, let's print it in hieroglyphics!

00dozo: My village even gave me a free t-shirt...

MonkeyMan: We'd need a LOT of those signs here.