Thursday, October 21, 2010

Don't worry; it doesn't really make sense to me either

Once there was a termite named Henry.
Henry hated eating plywood and wanted tacos instead.
His friends tried to discourage him, but he insisted.
That evening, he crawled into a giant taco and started chewing.
Moments later he was eaten by an unsuspecting Taco Bell customer named Dennis.
Ironically, Dennis had really been craving plywood.
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14 comments:

Grace said...

That is funny...you do manage to twist things in a most amusing way.

PattiKen said...

Oh, my. There's a bit of scary truth in that, I think...

Stranger said...

LOL! Hilarious! Poor Henry? Unless Dennis is a Taco Bell regular. Lucky Dennis?

G-Man said...

Dennis?
Janna Dear, I have your Meds, please come get them....G
Loved your 55 My Dear..
You are like a tall Can of Glade Mist (Pine Scented), In a room full of flatulent Chile eating beer drinkers!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Belinda Munoz said...

Fun 55! Haven't been to Taco Bell in so long. They do have good hot sauce. Mmmmmm.

Brian Miller said...

i think that probaby threw off all the calculations for the recommended daily allowances...smiles. nice 55.

nonamedufus said...

Who "wood" have thought this would be a win-win.

Eric Alder said...

I can't blame Henry for wanting a taco (they're great!), but that Dennis is one weird customer.

Fun and funny 55, Janna!

Monkey Man said...

Probably the most protein ever found in a Taco Bell taco.

My 55 is HERE .

Mama Zen said...

Hey, did G-Man just call me a flatulent chili eating beer drinker?

PattiKen said...

Mama Zen, I had exactly the same thought! Galen?

Thom said...

OMG...this is just too damn funny LOL I'm never going to be able to enjoy Taco Bell again ROFLMAO!!! Great 55 my friend. Have a wonderful weekend :)

joanny said...

Oh no --- it does make sense to me especially if you have eaten at taco bell, taste like plywood seasoned with salsa...

nicely crafted and food for thought

cheers,
joanny

Janna said...

Grace: I try! :)

PattiKen: Scary but possibly true!

Stranger: Poor Henry AND Dennis. :)

G-Man: LOL! Believe me, I can flatulate with the best of them. :)

Belinda: I like fire sauce the best!

Brian: New improved Taco Bell tacos, with .00005% more protein!

nonamedufus: Groan! (snicker!)

Eric: You should see him after he's had a few wine coolers.

MonkeyMan: I feel healthier already! Er, I mean, Dennis does.

MamaZen: I think so!

PattiKen: Pass the chili!

Thom: Thanks for visiting! :)

joanny: And yet, right now a big grilled stuffed plywood burrito sounds pretty good...