Don't worry; it doesn't really make sense to me either
Once there was a termite named Henry.
Henry hated eating plywood and wanted tacos instead.
His friends tried to discourage him, but he insisted.
That evening, he crawled into a giant taco and started chewing.
Moments later he was eaten by an unsuspecting Taco Bell customer named Dennis.
Ironically, Dennis had really been craving plywood.
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14 comments:
That is funny...you do manage to twist things in a most amusing way.
Oh, my. There's a bit of scary truth in that, I think...
LOL! Hilarious! Poor Henry? Unless Dennis is a Taco Bell regular. Lucky Dennis?
Dennis?
Janna Dear, I have your Meds, please come get them....G
Loved your 55 My Dear..
You are like a tall Can of Glade Mist (Pine Scented), In a room full of flatulent Chile eating beer drinkers!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
Fun 55! Haven't been to Taco Bell in so long. They do have good hot sauce. Mmmmmm.
i think that probaby threw off all the calculations for the recommended daily allowances...smiles. nice 55.
Who "wood" have thought this would be a win-win.
I can't blame Henry for wanting a taco (they're great!), but that Dennis is one weird customer.
Fun and funny 55, Janna!
Probably the most protein ever found in a Taco Bell taco.
My 55 is HERE .
Hey, did G-Man just call me a flatulent chili eating beer drinker?
Mama Zen, I had exactly the same thought! Galen?
OMG...this is just too damn funny LOL I'm never going to be able to enjoy Taco Bell again ROFLMAO!!! Great 55 my friend. Have a wonderful weekend :)
Oh no --- it does make sense to me especially if you have eaten at taco bell, taste like plywood seasoned with salsa...
nicely crafted and food for thought
cheers,
joanny
Grace: I try! :)
PattiKen: Scary but possibly true!
Stranger: Poor Henry AND Dennis. :)
G-Man: LOL! Believe me, I can flatulate with the best of them. :)
Belinda: I like fire sauce the best!
Brian: New improved Taco Bell tacos, with .00005% more protein!
nonamedufus: Groan! (snicker!)
Eric: You should see him after he's had a few wine coolers.
MonkeyMan: I feel healthier already! Er, I mean, Dennis does.
MamaZen: I think so!
PattiKen: Pass the chili!
Thom: Thanks for visiting! :)
joanny: And yet, right now a big grilled stuffed plywood burrito sounds pretty good...
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