Thursday, September 16, 2010

More from the Jannapedia

MADIVAN: A minivan that is really mad about all the french fries the kids keep dropping.

IMETTA: Imetta guy the other day who could belch the entire Klingon alphabet.

NOIDNEST: Where baby noids are raised.

DRINVE: When you've driven the wrong way.

EFECT: The word "defect," which is defective because someone forgot to include the "d".

GUNIFERS: Conifers that belong to the NRA.

SPESIES: A species which can't spell.

STAILS: Tails that are past the expiration date.

DESTERB: Doo not desterb me wen Im tryying to konsentrate.

KINGIES: The ones you sometimes see next to the queenies.

THOOP: The sound a tranquilizer dart makes when you aim it perfectly at the toddler who is having a tantrum in the middle of the restaurant.

OVOLL: Itz like a surkle but itz longer.

BURESS: The duress you feel whilst dealing with bureaucracy.


nonamedufus said...

Very clever. They were all good but gunifers and ovoll were my favourites.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: My favorite was definitely THOOP. :)
P.S. Wow, so far you're the only person who's commented! Thank you for your loyalty. Please pardon me while I go drink some arsenic to mourn my declining popularity.