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MADIVAN: A minivan that is really mad about all the french fries the kids keep dropping.
IMETTA: Imetta guy the other day who could belch the entire Klingon alphabet.
NOIDNEST: Where baby noids are raised.
DRINVE: When you've driven the wrong way.
EFECT: The word "defect," which is defective because someone forgot to include the "d".
GUNIFERS: Conifers that belong to the NRA.
SPESIES: A species which can't spell.
STAILS: Tails that are past the expiration date.
DESTERB: Doo not desterb me wen Im tryying to konsentrate.
KINGIES: The ones you sometimes see next to the queenies.
THOOP: The sound a tranquilizer dart makes when you aim it perfectly at the toddler who is having a tantrum in the middle of the restaurant.
OVOLL: Itz like a surkle but itz longer.
BURESS: The duress you feel whilst dealing with bureaucracy.
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2 comments:
Very clever. They were all good but gunifers and ovoll were my favourites.
nonamedufus: My favorite was definitely THOOP. :)
P.S. Wow, so far you're the only person who's commented! Thank you for your loyalty. Please pardon me while I go drink some arsenic to mourn my declining popularity.
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