Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Math Problem For Today

Calculate the amount a gallon of gas will cost in the year 2019.

Multiply by the number of times I wished the person tailgating me would spontaneously burst into flames.

Divide by the number of peaches I bought yesterday.

Add your social security number.

Subtract the number of high school students that became McDonalds employees in the past 24 hours.

Multiply by the number of brownies you plan to eat before the year 2012.
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3 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Wasn't that subtract the number of college graduates that became McDonalds employees last 24 hrs?

nonamedufus said...

Oh, my brain hurts, bit I think the answer is 42.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Is there a difference these days? Oh, that's right... the college students are poorer but have a better social life. Hmmm...

nonamedufus: The answer is 42 about 42% of the time. I think.