Additions to the Jannapedia
RAMBA: A version of the Samba that only Rambo can do. (Well, you can try, but he'll probably kill you first.)
PATOOP: The sound that accidentally happens in line at the grocery store when you had a big bowl of chili for lunch and thought you could handle it, but alas... and then you turn around in hopes of blaming it on the person behind you, only to discover that it's Johnny Depp, who was just about to say hi, but....
Not that that's ever happened to me.
I swear.
FRIVIL: Feivel's frivolous cousin who only cares about collecting bottle caps.
SLYCL: A cycle which secretly plans to topple over and maim you when you least expect it.
PRICT: After I prict my thumb on the thorns for the 25th time, I decided maybe roses weren't that pretty after all.
INDING: The moovy waz ok but I hated the inding. And teh poppkorn waz tooo ixpensiv.
TEDNEST: Where Ted Koppel and Ted Danson were raised, possibly by teddy bears.
IMERICIN: An American who can't spell.
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7 comments:
Almost all Americans are Imericins. Just sayin'....
Johnny Depp may be good looking and famous and rich, but he patoop's, too. We all have to patoop sometime.
Um, you sure went to great lengths to describe something that never happened to you. Just saying.
Okay, "SLYCL" cracked me up. Hilarious!
MikeWJ: I patooped a lot today, since I had a big bowl of my mom's homemade chili for lunch.
In fact, I patooped while responding to your comment just now.
It was worth it.
nonamedufus: Odd, isn't it?
Chris: Glad I could crack you up! I think my favorite was IMERICIN. :)
Patoop - I can't stop laughing - the best yet...
Did Johnny D. have a pirate suit on? It's probably OK then.
MikeWJ? Byhte me.
Grace: I loved patoop too. :) Not sure how Johnny Depp feels about it, though.
PattiKen: Good point about pirate Johnny.
Hopefully Mike knoze yu didn't meen that pursonallly.
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