Things you can do that a polar bear can't
1. Blog about how glad you are that you're not a polar bear
2. Drive to Burger King and pay way too much for a burger that cost less than a dollar back in the 1970's
3. Worry pointlessly about who wins the World Cup
4. Wear deodorant next Thursday
5. Force yourself not to eat people who annoy you
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15 comments:
I'm still upset at #3...
#4? Um...never mind...
6. Being able to scratch...er...never mind...again!
Be kinda painful wi' claws like tha'...!
If they were annoying enough, I could eat them.
Subby: As long as you're not playing the vuvuzela...
Subby: Yes, be careful with the claws. Or at least hire someone to scratch FOR you. Try to stay on their good side.
MonkeyMan: LOL! Yes... yes, you could! :)
THey have a good side? Heh...
And don't bother wi' th' strawberry twinkies ( assuming you can find them )...disappointed :(
Subby: I meant "stay on the good side of the person you hire to scratch you." If they don't have a good side, you probably shouldn't hire them. :)
The strawberry twinkies weren't good? Or just plain and blah? I still haven't seen them. I wish they made orange twinkies...
Janna, let's just say the twinkies smelled a lot better than they tasted, so yeah, pretty blah. The orange one sounds like a good idea ( thinkin' "twinkie-cicles", heh )
I COULD force myself not to eat them...
I wouldna wanna eat them either; I mean, you know how dirty humans are?
And you're linked on me latest post, kiddo ;)
I might eat them if they tasted like chicken. I've eaten many odd things that tasted like chicken.
Subby: Have there ever been chocolate twinkies?
Marilyn: Nahh... go ahead. :)
Subby: Dunk them in the ice water first to rinse them off.
PattiKen: I've eaten frog legs; that was vaguely chickeny. I think I had alligator jerky once too, which reminded me of chicken.
Spam Guy Who I Deleted: Come a little closer so I can kick you.
Janna, not that I've ever seen...just Ho-Hos and those Little Debbie triple chocolate cake things :P....
Putting in a call to Hostess ;)
Subby: Triple chocolate? Wow, I've gotta look for those... Maybe I can talk them into making quadruple chocolate some day.
Janna, I think they do...at least in our market( will look again :P )
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