Friday, August 27, 2010

The ones made from hot sauce packets? Yeah, those didn't work out so well.

If they can make paper out of recycled sewage, they should also be able to make really warm socks from the old underwear of professional athletes.

(The socks might not be white.)

They could also make condoms from used ketchup packets.
I'm unsure about whether this would make french fries more popular or less popular.

14 comments:

nonamedufus said...

Those ketchup packages may not be the most aerodynamic instrument for such an intended purposes. Just saying.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Completely unrelated. I may need to get your address again. I feel like sending you something. Don't worry, it's something good. Not cat poop or anything.
I swear.

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PattiKen said...

Well, OK, I came, I saw, and I am unable to comment. I can't think of a darn thing to say that's clean enough for public consumption. So there it is.

Thom said...

I wonder if the ketchup packets would be big enough. I'm just sayin.... LOL Great 55 this week. Thanks for stopping by :)

Janna said...

nonamedufus: How will we know unless someone tries it?

Gwen: I sent it just a moment ago, to the technicolor cheese wedge address... is that still the right one?

PattiKen: LOL! I appreciate your admirable self-control. :)

Thom: They might even be too big for some of the guys out there...
**ahem**. Not that I would know, of course...

Cheryl said...

I'm with Patti. I came, I saw, I laughed, I had unclean thoughts. The end.

G-Man said...

I think that they would only be of use to oriental men....
Thanks for playing late Janna.
You have Carte Blanche anytime.
You Rock Baby....

Gwenhwyfar said...

That's the one. Cool beans. I might be sending some shit after payday... um... I mean stuff. I'm not sending you poop.

Enchanted Oak said...

Some corporation needs to hire you as an inventor of sustainable active wear.

Subby said...

Hmmmm...."the socks might not be white."

You could market them as "Skidders" or "SKDRZ"...just a thought....

..which got me to finally gettin' round to sending you...here

Jannie Funster said...

OMG, I'll never look at recycling the same way again.

You are so funny!

xo

Brian Miller said...

hmm...wondering how well these socks will sell...you have such an intersting mind...smiles.

Janna said...

Cheryl: LOL!

G-Man: Yay for carte blanche!

Gwen: The e-mail kept bouncing back to me, so I had to send it from my g-mail account instead.

Enchanted Oak: Smelly but sustainable! (Wait... maybe that wouldn't be a good advertising slogan after all...)

Subby: Skidders! Yay! (And... ewww! :)

Jannie: I try!

Brian Miller: They might sell better if they came with a coupon for bleach.