Things I didn't see in your back yard last night
1. Bumper sticker on the UFO
2. Grand piano
3. Confused neurosurgeon
4. Jay Leno
5. Sign with a map saying "You Are Here"
6. All my missing socks
7. You
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
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Things you didn't see last night while you in my yard:
1) Oh, I probably shouldn't say. But I'm surprised you didn't see it. It was very dark outside.
You didn't see me because I was in the front yard negotiating with the door-to-door refrigerator vendor. Some people think that's odd, but I thought he was cool.
You were in my backyard last night? Good thing I closed the curtains.
MikeWJ: Next time I'll be sure to use night-vision goggles.
Spam guy who I deleted: Quit that.
2nd Spam guy who I deleted: Honestly, do you guys stay up nights thinking of ways to annoy me?
Whall: Was there baking soda tucked in his armpit? When he opened his mouth, did a little light come on?
nonamedufus: This is where binoculars come in handy. And x-ray vision.
How could you miss me?
Marla: I really need to put some new batteries in the night-vision goggles.
Or I can the light on.
MikeWJ: I'll try to be there by 11 pm tomorrow night.
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