Things that are more expensive than two gallons of gas

1. A pound of crocodile meat

2. Campaigning for political office so you can help pass a law that makes it a capital offense for the drive-thru guy to get your order wrong

3. Plane ticket to Belgium so you can discover what real chocolate is supposed to taste like

4. Replacing the tires that went flat when you accidentally ran over the few remaining shards of your dignity

5. The hospital bills that result when you learn why you should never wear roller skates in the shower

6. Four cheeseburgers

7. Bagpipe lessons

8. Three gallons of gas
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