Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Jannapedia grows larger....

INESP: When your spine feels like it's all mixed up.

MENCON: A convention just for men, to teach them how to put the toilet seat down and take care of their own dirty underwear.

PROPURP: The sound you make when you stutter and burp at the same time.

METTR: Her picture looked nice, but when I mettr in person I realized she was annoying.

INOMP: The sound you make when you accidentally run over the backpack you left in the driveway.

SURIVERE: The mutant DNA combination of Suri Cruise and Paul Revere.

RINGLES: Pringles with a hole in the middle so you can wear them on your finger.

COLOGI: When they do a colonoscopy and find a pierogi.
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6 comments:

VE said...

See...that's why I never go backpacking in my driveway...

Janna said...

VE: At least in your driveway, you probably wouldn't accidentally wipe with poison oak. (again).

Marilyn said...

I don't think poison oak grows here. I am suddenly very thankful.

Grace said...

Ringles - my favorite. (Not Pringles - what are they - fake potato chips?)

Monkey Man said...

I attended Mencon last year and there was no seminar on putting the toilet seat down. There was one on Propurping and Cologi prevention.

Janna said...

Marilyn: LOL! Beware also of poison ivy and sumac and nettles. Or so I hear.

Grace: I think my favorites were mencon and cologi.
P.S. I love Pringles. :)

MonkeyMan: So this is why last December we had "Propurping And Cologi Awareness Month." I see...
I highly recommend attending next year's toilet seat seminar. It will change your life.