Things the letters TAPE could stand for
1. Teach A Pelican English
2. Toffee And Potatoes.... Ewwww.
3. Trixie's Almost Pretty, Except....
4. Tailgaters Are Probably Enraged
5. Train Alvin's Poodle Eagerly
6. Tempting And Possibly Enticing
7. Thomas, Aren't Prunes Emasculating?
8. Trials: A Prosecutor's Excited!
9. Terrible Acne = Pimples Extraordinaire
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7 comments:
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Toads Are Probably Excitable
MikeWJ: Every time you comment, I find myself wondering what the "WJ" stands for.
Things the letters WJ could stand for:
1. Wicked Jellybeans
2. Wireless Junk
3. We're Jamaican!
4. Wonderful Jambalaya
5. Where's Janna?
6. Watermelon's Juicy
7. Why Jog?
Ultimately, it stands for Stumpy Walleye Johnson, the great one-legged blues singer from the 1930s. My grandmother had a brief but happy affair with him when she was visiting relatives in Alabama. That led to the birth of my father, Blind Watermelon Johnson, who continued the WJ tradition when he named me Montgomery Wards Johnson in honor of my conception. My oldest son, by the way, is Crooked Waits Johnson. A few words of explanation on that one: My wife had a brief but happy affair with the jazz/blues musician Tom Waits about nine months before CW was born, so I combined the family traditions and gave the boy both musician's last names. Pretty sweet story, huh? I think I'll post this on my own blog, too.
MikeWJ: "Stumpy Johnson" would be a really bad name to have. Come to think of it, so would "Crooked Johnson". (!!)
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Janna, I left a little surprise for you over at my place.
Murr Brewster: Wow, deja vu. About your name, I mean. Not the penis enlarger.
MikeWJ: You work in mysterious ways!
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