Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Things the letters TAPE could stand for

1. Teach A Pelican English
2. Toffee And Potatoes.... Ewwww.
3. Trixie's Almost Pretty, Except....
4. Tailgaters Are Probably Enraged
5. Train Alvin's Poodle Eagerly
6. Tempting And Possibly Enticing
7. Thomas, Aren't Prunes Emasculating?
8. Trials: A Prosecutor's Excited!
9. Terrible Acne = Pimples Extraordinaire


MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Totally Apply Packaging Equipment

Toads Are Probably Excitable

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Every time you comment, I find myself wondering what the "WJ" stands for.

Things the letters WJ could stand for:

1. Wicked Jellybeans
2. Wireless Junk
3. We're Jamaican!
4. Wonderful Jambalaya
5. Where's Janna?
6. Watermelon's Juicy
7. Why Jog?

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Ultimately, it stands for Stumpy Walleye Johnson, the great one-legged blues singer from the 1930s. My grandmother had a brief but happy affair with him when she was visiting relatives in Alabama. That led to the birth of my father, Blind Watermelon Johnson, who continued the WJ tradition when he named me Montgomery Wards Johnson in honor of my conception. My oldest son, by the way, is Crooked Waits Johnson. A few words of explanation on that one: My wife had a brief but happy affair with the jazz/blues musician Tom Waits about nine months before CW was born, so I combined the family traditions and gave the boy both musician's last names. Pretty sweet story, huh? I think I'll post this on my own blog, too.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: "Stumpy Johnson" would be a really bad name to have. Come to think of it, so would "Crooked Johnson". (!!)

Murr Brewster said...

Try a penis enlarger!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Janna, I left a little surprise for you over at my place.

Janna said...

Murr Brewster: Wow, deja vu. About your name, I mean. Not the penis enlarger.

MikeWJ: You work in mysterious ways!