Thursday, March 18, 2010

Additions to the Jannapedia

TRATEROO: A kangaroo who is a traitor.

MERCHA: A merchant who doesn't have much for sale.

BULAMP: The sound caused by running over a dead squirrel.

CHNEAK: The sound of a fart you were trying to hold in, but it snuck out anyway when you sneezed in line at the supermarket.

LISTICAT: Listerine for cats.

UNDULT: Not an adult yet.

TYCEP: The muscle you build when you type.

SAILKALE: Well, the kale itself might sail, but there's no way you'll be able to climb aboard.

DEBRASCO: When Delaware and Nebraska decide to merge, based on their love for Tabasco sauce.

WRATIO: In a wrap, it's the ratio of tortilla to filling.

DIRDS: dirds = birds with dyslexia.

TALINTIO: Pinocchio's lesser-known brother, who was really talented until Geppetto decided to make a coffee table out of him instead.

CARGOO: That mysterious sticky stuff that collects in the back of your vehicle after you drive with small children for any length of time.
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5 comments:

Grace said...

Oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts these are - trateroo, undult, tycep, cargoo - Brilliant!

Marilyn said...

Cargoo has been a part of my life for almost thirteen years, and now I have a word for it.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Talintio was my favorite of this bunch. Nice work, Janna!

PattiKen said...

Too funny! Docs ought to prescribe you instead of Prozac. It'd be much more effective. Of course, it'd also be addictive. There's that.

Janna said...

Grace: I think my favorites are Bulamp, Chneak, and Tycep. And Talintio.

Marilyn: LOL! You're welcome!

Chris: Poor Talintio. In all fairness, though, it WAS a nice table. :)

PattiKen: And on the downside, I don't think I'd be covered by insurance...