Friday, January 1, 2010

Crickets... Crickets.... Crickets....

Nobody's online today, so this is the perfect time to admit that I've always dreamed of swimming in a giant vat of ginger ale, wearing a neon green tiara and...
Hey!
Wait... someone IS here reading this...
Um...
Forget everything I just said. Nothing to see here. Let's talk about refried beans and radioactive goats.

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19 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Ahh, now I know your secret dream! Sounds great, just change he ginger ale to chocolate milk and tiara to pink and it would be my dream!
Happy new year!
:) Elizabeth

subby said...

Well, as long as it's Vernor's...not sure about the radioactive goats tho'...

Grace said...

what's so strange about that? Oh yeah, neon green tiara - ewww!

otin said...

I might swim in Birch beer!

Uncivil said...

Me thinks radioactive refried goat farts could be causing global warming?

Janna said...

Elizabeth: MMmmmm... chocolate milk. Yes... That would be good too.

Subby: Vernors always makes me cough. Not sure why.

Grace: At least this way you'll always be able to recognize me in a crowd!

Otin: Be my guest!

Uncivil: Wow! Just imagine... Yes, you're probably right! And Radioactive Refried Goat Farts would be a cool name for a band.

Brian Miller said...

lol. love your 55 confession. tee hee. sounds like fun...err...

my 55 is up!

unfinished rambler said...

Were you going to wear anything else besides the tiara? I mean, if not, you'd probably be noticed then. The vat of ginger ale probably no one would blink an eye at.

G-Man said...

By Ginger Ale, You are refering to Vernor's?

Welcome back to 55ing Janna, We-uns in Bloggerville LOVE your whimsical nature.

Please join us again next Friday, or I will hound you incessantly until you finally give in!

Have a Kick Ass New Year....G

Janna said...

Brian: It does sound like fun, but I bet the ginger ale bubbles would tickle...

UnfinishedRambler: Good point. I think I'll wear a squirrel costume.

G-Man: I'll be here next week. The post is already loaded and ready to go. :)

Marla said...

Funny you should mention refried beans and radioactive goats because I have always wanted to swim in refried beans with radioactive goats.

Susan Anderson said...

Mmmmm...refried beans. Wait, no refried beans, I've been hit with a stomach virus :( I'm up as well. Happy New Year!

Janna said...

Marla: Excellent! The trick is keeping the goats from eating all the beans before you're done.

Susan: Get well soon!

subby said...

Janna, I remembered that but thinkin'...maybe 'cause they age it in oaken barrels?

Janna said...

Subby: Or maybe it's full of toxic mind-control chemicals, which is why I'm the only sane person left in Michigan. Yes... that must be it. Everyone ELSE is crazy. Couldn't just be me.

subby said...

No. No. That's what's in the radioactive goats, y'see...my Grandfather( Mom's Dad )hailed from Michigan and was very sane, I assure you. So...that's what? 2 of ya? Heh...

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I wish I had dreams like that. The great poet Langston Hughes said:

Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.

I think he lived near your house and knew a lot about dreams dying in the wintertime.

Janna said...

Subby: More like one and a half.

MikeWJ: I like that! :)

subby said...

HA! Hey...waitaminnit! ;)