Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Things you probably couldn't hide under two inches of snow

1. Tuba
2. Politician's ego
3. Those hyperactive toddlers running around in public making enough noise to deafen a banshee while their parents blithely look the other way
4. The employees at Taco Bell who forget to include fire sauce for my tacos
5. Jamaica
6. Bigfoot
7. A giant statue of Spongebob Squarepants made entirely out of Swiss cheese
8. Google
9. The Pacific Ocean
10. Large billboard announcing that if you take the next exit, there is a Taco Bell which will gladly serve you approximately eighty thousand calories right before they forget your fire sauce.
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7 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Those were my kids by the way.

subby said...

Y'know....some of these are possible...with a little help from a steam-roller, heh, heh...all except that politician's ego. You can't hide that under anything, HA!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Bigfoot can hide anywhere, even under 2 inches of snow. He's THAT GOOD.

Janna said...

Lee: LOL! :)

Subby: Maybe if we took all the politicians and had the steamroller go over them a few times....

MikeWJ: It all makes sense now...

subby said...

Janna~ or we could just POP them like balloons, yes? 'Course all that hot air will just add to the global warming problem, wouldn't it? Dang!

Janna said...

Subby: Or we could use the hot air as a new form of geothermal energy... politicothermal energy. It's a renewable resource! Just listen to the news every day.

subby said...

Heeeeeyyyy! Y'know...you just might be on to something there. 'Course here in "Taxachusetts", they'd find a way to tax it!