Things you probably couldn't hide under two inches of snow
1. Tuba
2. Politician's ego
3. Those hyperactive toddlers running around in public making enough noise to deafen a banshee while their parents blithely look the other way
4. The employees at Taco Bell who forget to include fire sauce for my tacos
5. Jamaica
6. Bigfoot
7. A giant statue of Spongebob Squarepants made entirely out of Swiss cheese
8. Google
9. The Pacific Ocean
10. Large billboard announcing that if you take the next exit, there is a Taco Bell which will gladly serve you approximately eighty thousand calories right before they forget your fire sauce.
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7 comments:
Those were my kids by the way.
Y'know....some of these are possible...with a little help from a steam-roller, heh, heh...all except that politician's ego. You can't hide that under anything, HA!
Bigfoot can hide anywhere, even under 2 inches of snow. He's THAT GOOD.
Lee: LOL! :)
Subby: Maybe if we took all the politicians and had the steamroller go over them a few times....
MikeWJ: It all makes sense now...
Janna~ or we could just POP them like balloons, yes? 'Course all that hot air will just add to the global warming problem, wouldn't it? Dang!
Subby: Or we could use the hot air as a new form of geothermal energy... politicothermal energy. It's a renewable resource! Just listen to the news every day.
Heeeeeyyyy! Y'know...you just might be on to something there. 'Course here in "Taxachusetts", they'd find a way to tax it!
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