Sunday, December 27, 2009

Things I'm Glad I Don't Have

1. A feud with the Mafia
2. Leprosy
3. Soiled Underwear
4. Kids
5. Shark bites
6. The name "Zirquox"
7. Fear of chocolate
8. The desire to go skydiving
.

12 comments:

jessica said...

Janna, your thought is really awesome, Great work & I think you must choose blogerzoom.com for advertising and marketing.They are offering very unique features with cheap prices. the team of blogerzoom will promote ur blog through all over the network , all u have to do is pay more or less and rest leave it to blogerzoom advertising team to promote ur blog in every network. and see how u enjoy a lot while blogging..

Wavemancali said...

Oh come on "I am Zirquox destroyer of worlds!!!" who wouldn't have fun saying that and it just sounds silly if your name is not Zirquox.

Brian Miller said...

i am glad i have aclean underwear as welll...especially if i run into the mafia...

otin said...

Damn, soiled underwear! I was ok until I got to that one! Damned gas!! LOL!

Moooooog35 said...

9. A sphincter that doubles as a digital camera.

Seriously. Not sure who the hell would want to have THOSE pictures developed.

Janna said...

Jessica: You lost me after "great work," but thanks. :)

Wavemancali: It would also make it really hard to go to a job interview. Can you imagine one of those "Hello" name tags that says "Hello! My name is Zirquox, Destroyer Of Worlds!"

Brian: True!

Otin: At least it didn't happen out in public. At least not this time. :)

Moooooog35: Plus I'd be afraid to plug it into the USB port...

** said...

Janna, saw you in Wal mart today..you were coming in as I was leaving..hope you had a wonderful holiday!!!

Patti

Janna said...

Patti: OMG. (!!!!!) My eyes are now as wide as bike tires.... (!!!) :O

Mik said...

Ha ha Janna shops at Wal-Mart!

Janna said...

Mik: I usually don't, I swear! Honest! But it's true that I was there yesterday, and apparently I was spotted. (!!!)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I don't think you should be so critical of people with soiled underwear.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Not at all. Some of my best friends have soiled underwear. I think.