Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Various Thoughts

1. I'm so thirsty right now, my taste buds look like a little diorama of Death Valley. (Ouch, I think that was a cactus)

2. I wish they made blueberry Twizzlers. Or grapefruit Twizzlers.

3. How can it be November already, when I'd just barely gotten used to the idea of it being 2009? Does this mean I'm getting old?

4. I'm still waiting for one of you to invent a car that runs on cat poop. I may never need to buy gas again. Please hurry.

5. A vegan is someone who tries to make an omelette out of an eggplant. Ok, I just made that up, but it would look good on bumper stickers, right?



Knucklehead said...

Blueberry Twizzlers. OR GRAPE! We may be onto something here, Janna.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I love the quote on the bottom!

Anonymous said...

Good advice - think I will - I've been up for almost 4 hours, time for a nap

Uncivil said...

Is a Fruitarian a mentally unstable Vegan?

Da Old Man said...

Go back to bed qualifies as great advice.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'm just glad your taste buds don't look like a LARGE diorama of Death Valley. Imagine how much that would hurt.

And here's the problem with the Cat Poop Car: Pretty soon, we'd have cats everywhere, and then there'd be shortages of things like mice and kitty litter and Fancy Feast and our economy would collapse. Oh, wait. It's already collapsed. Sure, a cat poop car's a great idea! I'll get to work on it.

Janna said...

Knucklehead: The weird thing is, for some reason I think they DO make grape ones... don't they? Somebody does... I could swear I've tried something like that.

Lee: The one about the eggplant, or the one about going back to sleep?

Grace: Naps are the dipping sauce for the chicken nuggets of life.

Uncivil: Good point! Probably!

DaOldMan: Y'know, you're right. I should take my own advice.

MikeWJ: Great! Thanks! I'll be glad to send you some cat poop if you need a few gallons to get started.

Jeff said...

There's no law that says you have to convert to 2010 just because December is over. In fact, I say you buck the system and stay in 2009 just to prove a point. It'll be yet another thing that makes the Jannaverse unique - plus, it'll make for some interesting blog posts.

Janna said...

Jeff: Better yet, why don't I just start moving backwards every year until it's 1989 again. I liked 1989. It was a good year.

Travis said...

I'd try blueberry Twizzlers.

Janna said...

Travis: Me too! And the grapefruit ones!