Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Spontaneous internal combustion narrowly avoided through Twittering

While reading through some of my old Twitters, I couldn't believe I've been Twittering for over a year and a half now.

Some people use Twitter as a serious way to update people on what's going on.
Other people (like me) use it just to be fun and silly.
Once in awhile I might really post an actual serious update of what I'm doing, but for the most part, it's just a way to quickly vent pointless nonsense. (I have to get it out of my system at regular intervals, or else I explode and there's nonsense all over the carpet. And that stuff stains.)

Here are some I did last year:

Tired and hungry. Someone please send me a pillow and a loaf of bread. Maybe i could use the bread AS a pillow.
10:17 AM Oct 28th, 2008

This has been a week of expensive car repair. Can't take much more unless i sell a kidney. Maybe a spleen.
11:05 AM Nov 7th, 2008

I wonder what rhinoceros tastes like.
10:06 PM Nov 24th, 2008

It is cold enough to deep freeze an entire ostrich.
6:32 PM Dec 4th, 2008

Going to bed soon. Don't do anything exciting while I'm gone.
10:16 PM Dec 7th, 2008

Eating cheese and crackers and thinking about penguins.
9:46 PM Dec 10th, 2008

Awaiting the gastrointestinal results of a large order of onion rings....
9:35 PM Dec 11th, 2008

Look! my blood cells are tiny microscopic ice cubes! does this mean i can chill tiny microscopic drinks?
9:35 AM Dec 15th, 2008

Oh, and BTW, snowmobiles sound like giant mutant mosquitoes racing across the frozen tundra to suck blood out of their helpless frozen prey.
9:45 PM Dec 19th, 2008

Eating cookies and peanut butter, doing so with my toes crossed so the calories don't count.
6:59 PM Dec 21st, 2008
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10 comments:

Da Old Man said...

Good thing you got those thoughts out before they did any real damage.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

LOL! Very funny.

Marilyn said...

I am so glad nobody rides snowmobiles here... they do sound just like that, but louder.

Jeff said...

"Awaiting the gastrointestinal results of a large order of onion rings...."

Too funny. I think that exact same thing every time I order o-rings!

I like them... but they don't like me! *burp*

Janna said...

DaOldMan: Definitely a good thing, especially since I don't have insurance.

Lee: I try!

Marilyn: True!

Jeff: They make you burp? They make me do... something else... It's not pretty.

Knucklehead said...

Funny stuff. If you cross your toes, calories don't count? Good to know.

Janna said...

Knucklehead: It took a long time before I finally figured out the right formula, but yes! Try the left foot first.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Where do you order tiny microscopic drinks? At fancy French restaurants?

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Where do you order tiny microscopic drinks? At fancy French restaurants?

Janna said...

MikeWJ: At tiny microscopic fancy French restaurants. :)