More comments I have left on other people's blogs
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"This is why cheap ballpoint pens are available in ten-packs.
It's also a good reason for peeing in a co-worker's wastebasket."
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LOL!
Nerd-raptors!
Finally, my theory is proven...
They DO hunt in packs.
Possible ways to escape:
1. Take a copy of the Periodic Table of Elements and use White-Out to cover up one of the more obscure elements. Wad up the paper and throw it into a far corner while screaming "Help! One of the elements is missing!" While they all scramble for the chart, run the opposite direction toward the exit.
2. Tell them they can't come any closer until they recite the first 100 numbers in the Fibonacci sequence.
3. Look out the window and shout "Ohmygod, Spiderman CAN attack an undead Druid! And all this time I thought his armor class sucked!" (While they're rushing toward the window, run the other way).
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You're in luck; I'm painfully shy and would probably run the other way screaming if a real-life blogger actually approached.
I realize this makes me a lousy stalker.
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5 comments:
What's a real-life blogger, and what distinguishes them from other sorts of bloggers?
MikeWJ: Real-life bloggers exist in places other than my imagination. I can never be sure unless I meet one in person.
I'm really struggling with this concept since by definition bloggers only seem to exist in the blogosphere. This is one of those though-provoking soul-bending questions isn't it? It's like the sound of one hand clapping, isn't it? You're a Zen master (or mistress), aren't you?
I'm just tickled that you made the armor class joke. While, I know you were making fun of nerds, it made me feel like less of a nerd to know you also speak the language.
MikeWJ: Either that or I'm just a figure of your imagination...
Marilyn: I'm a nerd in many ways! :)
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