Thursday, October 22, 2009

Further additions to the Jannapedia

UGALIS: Prescription medicine for people who worry about being ugly.

FLYSTA: A pilot who is also a gangsta.

UNTED: After the letter "I" decided to defect to Russia, the rest of the word was no longer "united".

FLEXTIZ: Even after he flextiz muscles, I still couldn't see a difference.

COENTST: A contest where everything got all messed up.

PARRESS: I wantd to go to Parress, Frantz and eat Frintch food.

KITICAC: Sort of like Syrup Of Ipecac, except it makes cats throw up instead.

EXPLEDIC: A dictionary of expletives.

UNCAT: How cats classify all other creatures.

REALITI: I relly hate realiti TV showze. Theyy annoy me grately.

BATIMA: The illegitimate child of Lady Fatima and Batman.

FRODEP: The illegitimate child of Frodo and Johnny Depp.

TALINTSL: Really talented tinsel.


Mr. Condescending said...

FLYSTA made me laugh the most. You never fail to crack me up janna!

Anonymous said...

a brilliant list. I most especially liked uncat but ugalis, flextiz, parress and especially expledic are very close seconds -

Uncivil said...

Good ones.
"Uncat"....hmmmmm....that's why we're catless at my house, plus the fact that Emily likes to eat cat poop!

Marilyn said...

Frodep: A really good reason for Janna to practice her photoshop skills.

Da Old Man said...

Flysta made me LOL.

The drugs I took are kicking in so they are all getting funnier.

Lidian said...

Unted has the alternate meaning: how Teds classify all other creatures.

Now if you have a cat named Ted, it gets a little complicated...

Jeff said...

These are all very funny as usual.

Hmmm, I think I leave that same comment every time.

BTW... how many entries are in the Jannepedia now anyway?

Janna said...

Mr.Condescending: Thank you! Though I guess part of the thanks should go to Google for putting such freaky words out there. :)

Grace: I think my favorites are Ugalis, Batima, and Uncat. :)

Uncivil: If Emily can visit my house every few days, maybe I won't have to scoop the litter box anymore...

Marilyn: OMG! Can you imagine?

DaOldMan: Welcome back! We missed you here in the Jannaverse. Get well soon.

Ways in which it could get complicated:
1. Ted thinks he's a cat
2. The cat thinks it's named Ted
3. Someone named Ted owns a cat named Ted
4. Ted has multiple personalities, some of which are cats

Jeff: The Jannapedia is getting pretty full! Hopefully that's a good thing. :)

Knucklehead said...

Kiticac gets my vote. Hilarious.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Have you contacted an agent yet? I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!

Janna said...

Knucklehead: My cats are so talented they seem to be able to barf on the carpet without any help whatsoever. Imagine that!

MikeWJ: Agents cost money and I am exceedingly poor. Can I borrow a couple hundred thousand dollars? Interest-free?

Knucklehead said...

Janna, this post won "Post of the Week" at Knucklehead! Come on by and swipe the ultimately cool award badge!

Janna said...

Knucklehead: Yay! How cool! Thank you! :)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

No, agents work on a percentage basis. I've had two and it didn't cost me a dime.