Further additions to the Jannapedia
UGALIS: Prescription medicine for people who worry about being ugly.
FLYSTA: A pilot who is also a gangsta.
UNTED: After the letter "I" decided to defect to Russia, the rest of the word was no longer "united".
FLEXTIZ: Even after he flextiz muscles, I still couldn't see a difference.
COENTST: A contest where everything got all messed up.
PARRESS: I wantd to go to Parress, Frantz and eat Frintch food.
KITICAC: Sort of like Syrup Of Ipecac, except it makes cats throw up instead.
EXPLEDIC: A dictionary of expletives.
UNCAT: How cats classify all other creatures.
REALITI: I relly hate realiti TV showze. Theyy annoy me grately.
BATIMA: The illegitimate child of Lady Fatima and Batman.
FRODEP: The illegitimate child of Frodo and Johnny Depp.
TALINTSL: Really talented tinsel.
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14 comments:
FLYSTA made me laugh the most. You never fail to crack me up janna!
a brilliant list. I most especially liked uncat but ugalis, flextiz, parress and especially expledic are very close seconds -
Good ones.
"Uncat"....hmmmmm....that's why we're catless at my house, plus the fact that Emily likes to eat cat poop!
Frodep: A really good reason for Janna to practice her photoshop skills.
Flysta made me LOL.
The drugs I took are kicking in so they are all getting funnier.
Unted has the alternate meaning: how Teds classify all other creatures.
Now if you have a cat named Ted, it gets a little complicated...
These are all very funny as usual.
Hmmm, I think I leave that same comment every time.
BTW... how many entries are in the Jannepedia now anyway?
Mr.Condescending: Thank you! Though I guess part of the thanks should go to Google for putting such freaky words out there. :)
Grace: I think my favorites are Ugalis, Batima, and Uncat. :)
Uncivil: If Emily can visit my house every few days, maybe I won't have to scoop the litter box anymore...
Marilyn: OMG! Can you imagine?
DaOldMan: Welcome back! We missed you here in the Jannaverse. Get well soon.
Lidian:
Ways in which it could get complicated:
1. Ted thinks he's a cat
2. The cat thinks it's named Ted
3. Someone named Ted owns a cat named Ted
4. Ted has multiple personalities, some of which are cats
Jeff: The Jannapedia is getting pretty full! Hopefully that's a good thing. :)
Kiticac gets my vote. Hilarious.
Have you contacted an agent yet? I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
Knucklehead: My cats are so talented they seem to be able to barf on the carpet without any help whatsoever. Imagine that!
MikeWJ: Agents cost money and I am exceedingly poor. Can I borrow a couple hundred thousand dollars? Interest-free?
Janna, this post won "Post of the Week" at Knucklehead! Come on by and swipe the ultimately cool award badge!
Knucklehead: Yay! How cool! Thank you! :)
No, agents work on a percentage basis. I've had two and it didn't cost me a dime.
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