Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Other places that are taking up space on the Internet

Look! See, I'm not the only strange thing hanging around in the unwashed gutters of cyberspace...

1. If you're tired of the traditional "Rock Paper Scissors" game, you can always try one which has cockroaches, aliens, nukes, dynamite, and monkeys. And a bunch of other stuff.

2. Directions on how to start a fire, using a lens made from ice.

3. Please, for goodness sake, promise me you won't drink any liquid cereal while visiting the Jannaverse.

4. I'm sure I'm the last person to notice this, but there is an entire website devoted to the concept of condoms for dogs. Notice the "product recall" link at the top of the page. You'll find that they had trouble because they made the condoms MEAT-scented. (???!!) The dogs kept trying to eat them....
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5 comments:

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Liquid cereal and meat-scented dog condoms. Hmmm. Is this what all those computers envisioned when they were creating the Internet? Is this the best that mankind can do? Really?

whall said...

We could make a new rock-paper-scissors. I would call it Rock-Ice-Cereal-DogCondoms.

Rock beats Ice.
Ice ruins Cereal.
Cereal fills DogCondoms.
DogCondoms Rock.

Memphis Steve said...

Meat flavored condoms? I'm thinking that would be a very bad idea. Oh sure, they lick at first. But eventually the biting starts, and you don't want any dog of yours to be wearing that condom when that happens.

DK @ Knucklehead! said...

Okay, wait. Getting a condom to cooperate is tough enough if you have thumbs. What the hell is a DOG supposed to do?

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Yes. That's pretty much it. Well, unless you count Google.

Whall: Now we just have to figure out what the hand signals are going to be...

MemphisSteve: I know; what were they thinking???!

DK@Knucklehead: And I thought it was bad enough that we had to scoop their poop!