Thursday, September 17, 2009

More from the Jannapedia

FLINGLOP: Throwing a flip-flop at someone who is going through the "12 items or less" line with 18 items.

PUTRA: An evil villain queen who smells really bad.

BOINGIN: What the bowl of jello is doing on a trampoline.

UNDESS: The word "undress", which started undressing by taking off the letter "R".

ETENTION: Pay etention; yu nevr know when therr mite be a speling tesst!

EMBLY: An assembly with no asses present.

BAKETRA: If you're going to baketra, make sure you don't set the oven any hotter than 350. There's nothing worse than burnt tra.

DRORS: There are four drors in the cabnit but we nevr uze them. (Too many mouse turds.)

UNMEN: Wrong way #32,119 to label a women's restroom.

LISCO: Disco for people who lisp. (Also known as Dithco).

MONTA: The state of Montana is so huge that sometimes we can't find where we put the last two letters.

INKERSIV: I don't print anymore; I only write inkersiv.

DEDLEDLU: The sound of someone unsuccessfully trying to yodel.


MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

How do you come up with these? I love 'em all, and I think you ought to put them into a book and sell it and get rich and famous. Rich being the important word in that sentence.

Anonymous said...

Oh my - drors, unmen, inkersiv - cracked me up!

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

DEDLEDLU and UNMEN were my personal favorites. Especially dedledlu because it's so dang random.

How about NODLANEENOO: Someone with a harelip trying to yodel.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: So, can I put you down for two dozen copies, then?

Grace: I think my favorites were Putra and Embly.

Chris: Now I keep picturing some poor harelip guy on a mountain in the Swiss Alps, standing next to one of those long alpenhorns from the Ricola cough drop commercials, taking a deep breath and shouting into the vast mountainous sky: "Nodlaneenoo!"
And I feel terribly guilty for laughing at that. :)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Well, you can put me down for a couple of copies, anyway. Times are hard. :)

I'm serious about you writing it, though. I think you've got something good going there. You're very funny and in a quick way that catches me off guard.

Remember Rich Hall's Sniglet's book? He made a lot of money on that book, and several others. Your stuff is better than his. You should find yourself an agent and get a publisher.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Cool! Thank you. :)

Jeff said...

These are awesome... AGAIN! Really chuckled out loud (COL?) on EMBLY.

Lidian said...

These are amazing! Janna, you really should make a book of them :)

Cannot decide which is favorite, love them all.

Arlene deWinter said...

Another fun blog! 2 in one night!
Keep up the good work we all need a laugh. Thanks!

Janna said...

Jeff: I like Embly too! :)

Lidian: Thank you! :)

Arlene: Welcome! Thanks for reading! :)