Monday, September 14, 2009

How to stand out from the crowd

When you want to be different, just shave your head and get some tattoos.
If that doesn't work, shave off your eyebrows and put more tattoos there.
Still not enough? Get some piercings right next to your eyes and right between your eyes.
If people are still not impressed enough, you may just have to go ahead and get the star-shaped skull implants.

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NOW you're ready for that big job interview.
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10 comments:

Jeff said...

We have a guy here in St. Cloud who "supposedly" (according to him) has the tallest horn implants in the US... over an inch. He looks just like a devil. Of course I'm never smart enough to have my camera with me when I see him... but someday I'll get one and then we can start a collection of freak people.

freetheunicorns said...

I don't even know what to say. That's just freaky deaky ass shit there. I guess they can forward to a future filled with working graveyard shifts or answering phone calls.

Grace said...

My first reaction is to say "What were they thinking" and then I realize they weren't thinking at all. Maybe whatever brains they started leaked out through the holes.

subtorp77 said...

Or maybe it's a get-up for the new "V" audition( tho' exactly why they're bothering to remake that show, is beyond me )...I'm just sayin' is all!

Janna said...

Jeff: Horn implants an inch tall? Wow. He'd have to be careful about bumping his head on stuff. It could knock one loose and tear it right off his head. (!!!)
Still, I bet he wishes they were even bigger. :)

Freetheunicorns: He could also be a radio DJ... I wonder what kind of music he likes.

Grace: I wonder what it will all look like when he turns 70 years old. Wrinkliest. Stars. Ever.

Subtorp: I liked the old "V".

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Is this you? It doesn't really look like you. Then again, it doesn't look entirely human. Please tell me this isn't you. It was OK to experiment with vegetarianism, but not star-shaped head implants. Vegetarianism you can get over. Star-shaped head implants? Not so much.

Marilyn said...

I don't think people like this live long enough to get old.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Silly boy! If that was ME, the skull implants would be shaped like little racks of BBQ ribs.

Marilyn: Sad but possibly true!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Brilliant! You definitely win that exchange, oh witty one with a memory like a steel trap.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I try. :)