Friday, July 3, 2009

Because mayo is just evil enough to want you out of the picture

Hey, there.
I'll be gone for the weekend, and will be back on Monday.

No doubt the rest of you are all busy with your backyard grilling and fireworks and odd relatives and family traditions like lizard racing and underwater disco*.
Have a nice time.

Don't eat any mayo-based salads that have been out in the sun for hours.
Especially if you can hear them plotting your demise.
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*P.S. The hardest part about underwater disco is keeping the big mirrored ball from floating away.
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7 comments:

Thom said...

LOL...keep the ball from floating away. LOL. Happy 4th to you my friend :) Aloha

subtorp77 said...

Janna, I can relate to the bad mayo, only too well. Never again! And enjoy the hols!

Grace said...

I avoid the possibilities by NEVER eating mayo ever...Have a great weekend - off for something fun I hope

Me-Me King said...

You are soooooo right!!! Here's hoping you have a great weekend.

Jamie said...

Well the ball is a problem, but tangled snorkles can be hazardous.
Have a great mini vacation.

Brooklyn Girl! said...

I love mayo based salads!!but they must be olive oil based mayos salads! lol

Janna said...

Thom: Aloha! (Wow, I feel warmer already...)

Subtorp77: I hate mayo of all sorts, so to me it's ALL "bad" mayo. :)

Grace: You are very wise!

MeMeKing: You too!

Jamie: And the flippers are awkward too.

BrooklynGirl(Patti): I haven't really had olive oil enough to know whether I like it or not, but it's gotta be better than mayo. :)