Thirteen reasons I'm going to bed early tonight
1. It's easier to ignore the laundry that way
2. Increased possibility of dreaming of Johnny Depp
3. Maybe while I'm asleep someone will break in and start vacuuming
4. Katie Couric will never find me there
5. If I stay awake, I'll just eat all the chocolate. (I forget why this is a bad thing....)
6. Procrastinating about learning Einstein's Theory Of Relativity
7. I've lost my zest for life after learning Brussels sprouts still exist
8. Trying to follow my cats' example
9. Too exhausted after searching for common sense in the world
10. Snoring burns calories... I think.
11. I have the social life of a turnip
12. Waiting for gas prices to go down again
13. If I talk in my sleep, maybe I can tell myself when I'm going to have to get up to pee.
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6 comments:
Yeah, #5 doesn't make any sense at all
Did you eat the chocolate? Is there any left?
Can I have it?
You're up to P already?!?!!? I'm just on G!
Isn't great that more than one can dream about Johnny Depp at the same time?!? Yo-ho.
Ha! Good ones...
Don't worry about that Theory of Relativity thing. First of all, it's just a theory. Secondly, who really wants to know more about relatives?
Grace: I'm still puzzled too.
DaOldMan: Maybe after I buy some we can share. Maybe. :)
Whall: When you get to "T", be sure to try the sweet kind with lemon.
MeMeKing: Yo Ho!
VE: Can I learn about your relatives instead?
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