Things I hate even more than cleaning out my car
1. Drinking a gallon of vinegar
2. Being buried alive under a mountain of compost
3. Eating undercooked chipmunk-on-a-stick
4. Taunting hungry sharks
5. ESPN
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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6 comments:
I agree. If the chipmunk is medium- well done, though, it is wonderful.
Tastes like chicken.
What about papercuts between your toes? I hate those!
I'm with Da Old Man. You can recycle the chipmunk claws for toothpicks.
You should definitely never do #4.
doing the dishes
DaOldMan: It's best when it's marinated in steak sauce beforehand.
Gwen: That's exactly why I decided to stop dancing barefoot in the paper-shredding room.
Jamie: I bet if you glued a bunch of the claws on the end of a yardstick, it would make a great back-scratcher....
Shawn: Or #5!!
Morgen: Amen!
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