There's a physics equation here somewhere....
Number of cups of tea I drank today: I lost count after four
Number of times I farted in McDonald's this afternoon: Seven
Number of times I felt guilty about it: Approximately zero
Number of times someone noticed: Approximately zero
Number of times I became visibly enraged today upon seeing a Wendy's sign with exceedingly poor spelling (which was probably done by some clueless high school idiot who couldn't pass English even if he sold a lifetime supply of meth to the teacher): One.
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7 comments:
No one noticed that you farted in MickeyD's?
If I fart there, the Board of Health immediately shows up in hazmat suits, and Ronald has to change his suit.
DaOldMan: Luckily I was sitting all by myself, off in the corner. I'm sure the screams and sirens and oxygen masks were just a coincidence.
*sighs happily* janna, i do so love you (.=
Somehow I'm not surprised that no one noticed one more stench in McDeath's and I'm really interested to know what exactly the Wendy's sign said.
I love your cartoons.
If you tell me, and have to kill me, will I be executed by the Farting Squad?
Morgian: Really....
Gwen: To give just ONE example of the idiocy contained in this sign, it started by saying "TRY ARE NEW SANDWICHES!"
Marilyn: Yay! Thank you!
Whall: Probably!
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