Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hypothetical question....

You all remember this picture I posted back in November, right?
(Click to enlarge if needed).

Believe it or not, I found another that is eerily similar. With even more guys. And a wussy little motorbike instead of a horse.

Take a look at this:


So, my question is this:
If you had to choose between the horse and the motorbike, which one would you rather bare your upside-down crotch to?

I'm guessing the horse weighs more, and a horse-kick could probably do a lot more damage than the bike tires. Yet, if there's a mishap with the bike, there seem to be a lot more sharp pointy things which could go awry. Plus the whole thing with burns and explosions and all that.

So, whaddya say? Pick one!
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10 comments:

Bear said...

Actually, Janna, this is an adaptation of an old Aussie game we call Valley Forge(d balls).

Except, when we play it, you actually ride along the bottom of the valley, on horse or bike, it matters not.

Meloncutter said...

Ain't enough booze on Earth. I wouldn't do that with my brother in law's crotch.

Later Y'all.

Avitable said...

If I had to choose? I'd pick the horse. If a hoof clipped you, you'd be in pain, but if the wheel of a motorcycle running a high revolutions ripped into your crotch, you'd have nothing left but a newly created vagina.

VE said...

$20 says they drew straws to see which of them would be at the end of that line up...

Ren said...

While I think the motorcycle would probably suck more in a mishap, it seems like a mishap with the horse is more likely. After all, the horse does have a mind of its own....

Da Old Man said...

I'd go with the bike, the horse weighs too much.

Joel Klebanoff said...

Fortunately, "neither" is a valid option for me. No how. No way. I might, just might, if paid a sufficiently large sum of money, jump over a motorcycle while riding a horse, but that's about as close as I'd get to either of those scenes.

Janna said...

Bear: Ouch! So, all the children over there must be adopted, then, right?

Meloncutter: You could borrow his crotch and just not tell him about it til after you were done...

Avitable: Good point! Now, please get the mental image out of my head.

VE: Can you imagine the terror? And the shrinkage?

Ren: Interesting... someone should analyze the odds...

DaOldMan: Even after reading what Avitable wrote?

Joel: Hey! You cheated! :)

Travis said...

Can I pick none of the above? Really...can't I just pick none and go have TACOs and CAKE?

Janna said...

Travis: You could have tacos and cake afterward, provided you survived...