Another installment of the Jannapedia

More anti-spam "words" I've gotten from Blogger lately, along with my definitions.

CRAGRATH: Someone with no lips and a lisp, trying to say "crab grass".

MOOMI: What a calf calls his mother.

SUMENT: The mafia seems to use an awful lot of sument blocks....

DINGLEDA: I have no definition for this, but I had to include it anyway because I can't say it without cracking up. Sounds like an insult from someone who is afraid to swear. "You... you.... you DINGLE-Da!"

XYLERIN: A prescription medication to treat people who are afraid of xylophones.

NOICY: Describing a sound that is both noisy and juicy. Usually not a good thing to hear, unless you're the one making the noise.

BEESSON: The beesson and the beesdaughter both kept annoying one another in the back seat of the hive until the queen bee finally said "Hey! Don't make me come back there and sting you!!"

FADON: The color is fadon in my favorite jeans. Maybe I shouldn't have washed them in lemon juice and bleach.

NONSE: "Nonsense," Pete tried to say, but only got halfway through the word when the aliens disintegrated him into vapor. His friend shrugged. "Maybe next time he'll believe me when I tell him the Plutonians have invaded."
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