Thursday, January 8, 2009

Consider yourself twitterized

I believe in recycling. Well, at least I believe in recycling my favorite old Twitters. Here are thirteen of them I did last August and September.
If any of you are on Twitter, feel free to follow me if you'd like.
Or you could choose to just run screaming in the opposite direction. I'll try not to take it personally.

The world is a strange and mysterious place. On the bright side, though, we do have nachos.
6:46 PM Aug 29th, 2008

Exhausted and ready to sleep, if my brain will let me. Anyone have some tranquilizer darts I can borrow? 2:08 AM Aug 31st, 2008

I wish I had some fluorescent crayons so I could randomly color pages in the phone book. 7:27 PM Sep 1st, 2008

Life is slightly better while eating ice cream. 4:51 PM Sep 4th, 2008

I smell a skunk. 9:28 PM Sep 6th, 2008

Why do skunks always remind me of burnt popcorn? 9:29 PM Sep 6th, 2008

So, wait, lemme get this straight... people usually SLEEP at four-thirty in the morning, right? 3:24 AM Sep 11th, 2008

Tired, thirsty, and staring at pine trees. No reason. 5:37 PM Sep 11th, 2008

It's raining outside, really hard. I need a shower. It's the middle of the night; would anyone really notice if I just went out there naked? 1:43 AM Sep 13th, 2008

There is noplace nearby where I can get spaghetti and meatballs at 11 in the evening. I find this very sad. 9:58 PM Sep 14th, 2008

So if I keep my cell phone in my bra, is it beaming radio waves directly into my heart? 10:00 PM Sep 14th, 2008

I wish I could reach into my bra and magically produce money. 5:42 PM Sep 17th, 2008

It would also be nice if I could reach into my underwear and magically produce money . But then I'd want to wash it first. 5:44 PM Sep 17th, 2008


Gwenhwyfar said...

Actually I was wide awake at 4.30 this morning. But considering how much that sucked I certainly wouldn't suggest it.

Anonymous said...

Duly noted, and added.

Janna said...

(**Janna thinks to self** Wow, only two comments? You guys must really hate the twitter posts...)

Gwen: I can never remember what the time zone difference is between Saskatchewan and Michigan. Are you one hour behind us? Two? Three? I mean, I could probably Google it, if I wasn't so lazy and...
Y'know what? Lemme just Google it right now.
(**pause** **click click type type**)
Ok.... this site says it's 8:20 in Saskatchewan right now. And it's 9:20 here, so I guess you're one hour behind us.
Wow. I totally forgot where I was going with all that.

UnfinishedRambler: Thank you! :)

Marilyn said...

Some people wash their underwear anyway... I like your tweets. I only mean that in the most platonic way.

Janna said...

Marilyn: LOL... I meant I'd want to wash the MONEY, not the underwear. :) Though that will probably end up getting washed eventually too. I hope.

whall said...

I learned last night (with a trivia game the family was playing on the iPhone around the fire pit) that a twit is actually ...

crap. I forgot.

Now when I go look it up, it's not there. I seem to recall it was some kind of bird.


Wait, I totally forgot where I was going with all that.

Janna said...

Whall: A bird? Really? Let me know as soon as you find out. Also let me know if it's good oven-roasted with garlic pepper.