Thursday, December 4, 2008

Thirteen things that would be inconvenient to lose in four feet of snow

1. Contact lenses
2. Shredded coconut
3. Your mind
4. Engagement ring
5. Winning lottery ticket
6. Cell phone
7. 65 cents in change
8. Ice cube
9. Gerbil
10. Credit card
11. Prozac
12. Car keys
13. Your virginity


whall said...

And now, the international bonus round:

14. A game of Naked Chinese Checkers.
15. A tourist group of naked Chinese-Czech heirs.
16. A collection of naked tiny chex hairs.
17. Twelve Naked Shiny Shakers.
18. A bunch of naked Thai Knee-checkers.

Anonymous said...

As soon as I saw the title the first thing I thought of was "your virginity".

I'm glad I'm not the only warped person!!

Bear said...

At least you'll only lose the last one once.

Da Old Man said...

That's why I don't let my gerbil out in the snow

XUP said...

You forgot snowball

Unknown said...

After failing at the first 198 times I tried to lose my virginity, I would have taken the snow route if I thought it would have worked.

Lucky for me I got a job when I turned 14 and discovered 2 dollar hookers.

Later Y'all.

LL said...


Janna said...

Whall: And don't forget the Fake Moonshine Rejecters.

GigglePixie: Yay for being warped! The Jannaverse encourages that!

Bear: True!

DaOldMan: Good idea!

XUP: Oooooh, yes, good one. :)

Meloncutter: Good thing, too, since I don't think they have much snow in Georgia. :)