Things the letters ELF could stand for

1) Everybody Looks Flatulent
2) Environmentalists Love Falafel
3) Einstein Learned Fractions
4) Every Llama Fantasizes
5) Eat Lopsided Fritters
6) Embarrassed, Leonard Froze
7) Eccentric Ladies First
8) Excited Lawn Furniture
9) Eternity = Long Future
10) Expect Lewd Flashing
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