Thursday, October 23, 2008

Thirteen things the letters LCD could stand for

1. Lemon Cherry Dessert
2. Lemurs Can't Decide
3. Luxurious Chamomile Donuts
4. Love Cheese, Dammit!
5. Lemmings Crave Death
6. Lost Chihuahua Droppings
7. Let's Clap Decisively
8. Leather: Cheerfully Durable!
9. Learn Chinese, Dennis!
10. Laxatives Cause Disgust
11. Lips Can Drool
12. Lemon Chicken Drumsticks
13. Like Champagne? Drink!
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P.S. Don't forget that today is my monthly post over at the Stache. This time it's about me keeping my cell phone in my bra.
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13 comments:

Evil Genius said...

::clapping decisively for Janna!!!::

just a girl... said...

really love 4 and 11. and 11 is only because i am a drooler, there i said it.

just a girl... said...

really love 4 and 11. and 11 is only because i am a drooler, there i said it.

Marilyn said...

Is the chihuahua lost or just his droppings?

crazy working mom said...

Lost Chihuahua Droppings...THAT cracked me up!
I'm twisted, right?

whall said...

Learn charismatic dogma like Christian democracy, leaving caring demostration led cleverly during late celebratory directive. Lacadaisical charred delusions lead cerebral deranged liquid candid dandelions.

I think that the absolute failure of me making something clever out of the lcd pattern speaks volumes to how hard it is to do. Or I suck.

Janna said...

EvilGenius: Thank you, thank you (*takes bow*)

JustAGirl: You could start a blog called "Drooling In Cyberspace"!

Marilyn: Just the droppings. The Chihuahua is behind a log cabin in Canada somewhere.

CWM: Twisted people are fun!

Whall: I kinda like "Lackadaisical Charred Delusions." Reminds me of my childhood.

Travis said...

Lectures Cure Dumbness.

Well, not really. But I have to say something nice about all the studying I've been doing over the last several days.

Janna said...

Travis: If only lectures cured dumbness! We could herd all the stupid people into a really big barn and just broadcast things at them for as long as it took. It might take awhile for some of them. I mean, it's been 8 years and George Bush STILL isn't ready.... (Oops, did I say that out loud?)

whall said...

Given that it's been proven that the more lectures one gives or receives, the more likely they are to be democrat, I think I can't support the aforementioned LCD quote.

:)

Janna said...

Whall: LOL. It's ok; we can still be friends, even though the republican zombies have you clutched in their icy grip of death. :)

whall said...

Ooh good analogy! Zombies saying "BRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS" is *just* like people chanting "OBAMMMMMAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

:)

Janna said...

Whall: Except in this case it's republican zombies who make over $250,000 a year. I plan on dousing them with holy water, just to see if they shrivel up into little raisins which vaguely resemble Rush Limbaugh.
(I dunno, though; some of the uber-far-right ones might actually GROW if they were doused with holy water. Kinda like feeding a gremlin after midnight.) We'd have to fight them with velociraptors or Godzilla or something. Maybe Michael Moore could help.

:)