The Jannaverse: Inventions that might make me rich someday

Monday, October 27, 2008

Inventions that might make me rich someday

1. Velcro underwear that attaches to your butt hair (just be careful when you take it off)

2. Ghost alarm that lets you know when that sound was NOT "just the wind".

3. Nail polish that smells like bacon

4. Shampoo which stops loved ones from singing in the shower
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9 comments:

Desert Songbird said...: Classic Janna-isms.

Manic Monday - Ghost; Sunday, October 26, 2008 at 11:06:00 PM EDT
Janna said...: DesertSongbird: That's a GOOD thing, right? :); Sunday, October 26, 2008 at 11:36:00 PM EDT
Marilyn said...: But I like singing in the shower...; Monday, October 27, 2008 at 3:16:00 AM EDT
Da Old Man said...: MMMM, bacon.

Huh?

Sorry, I was just thinking about giving the Mrs. fingers smelling like bacon.; Monday, October 27, 2008 at 5:12:00 PM EDT
Janna said...: Marilyn: If Andy asks you to try this new shampoo he just bought, be cautious.

EvilGenius: What does he like to sing? Opera? Broadway? Country? Sesame Street?

DaOldMan: Just imagine the possibilities!; Monday, October 27, 2008 at 5:58:00 PM EDT
Travis Cody said...: I have said it before but it bears repeating...everything is better with bacon.; Monday, October 27, 2008 at 10:34:00 PM EDT
Morgiana Le Fey said...: 5. Peanut butter-flavored liqueur...; Tuesday, October 28, 2008 at 3:49:00 AM EDT
just a girl... said...: okay you are officially weird. But I do love ghost alarm; Tuesday, October 28, 2008 at 12:45:00 PM EDT
Janna said...: Travis: SO very true!

Morgian: I still can't believe no one else has thought of it...

JustAGirl: Since I'm officially weird now, do I get a license or a plaque or something? A permit or some kind of special photo ID? Will it get me discounts at gas stations and taco bell?; Tuesday, October 28, 2008 at 11:39:00 PM EDT