Monday, October 27, 2008

Inventions that might make me rich someday

1. Velcro underwear that attaches to your butt hair (just be careful when you take it off)

2. Ghost alarm that lets you know when that sound was NOT "just the wind".

3. Nail polish that smells like bacon

4. Shampoo which stops loved ones from singing in the shower
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10 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Classic Janna-isms.

Manic Monday - Ghost

Janna said...

DesertSongbird: That's a GOOD thing, right? :)

Marilyn said...

But I like singing in the shower...

Evil Genius said...

Please hurry up and make that shampoo - I totally want my husband to start using it!!!! lol

Da Old Man said...

MMMM, bacon.

Huh?

Sorry, I was just thinking about giving the Mrs. fingers smelling like bacon.

Janna said...

Marilyn: If Andy asks you to try this new shampoo he just bought, be cautious.

EvilGenius: What does he like to sing? Opera? Broadway? Country? Sesame Street?

DaOldMan: Just imagine the possibilities!

Travis said...

I have said it before but it bears repeating...everything is better with bacon.

Morgiana Le Fey said...

5. Peanut butter-flavored liqueur...

just a girl... said...

okay you are officially weird. But I do love ghost alarm

Janna said...

Travis: SO very true!

Morgian: I still can't believe no one else has thought of it...

JustAGirl: Since I'm officially weird now, do I get a license or a plaque or something? A permit or some kind of special photo ID? Will it get me discounts at gas stations and taco bell?