Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Close Quarters

You've probably heard about how guys don't like to pee next to each other in a public bathroom. They purposely choose the urinal that is furthest away from any other guy.
Here's a test that covers this topic extensively.

Last year I posted a video that explains why this is so important.

What I want to know is this...

If men are never, ever supposed to be standing next to each other when they're peeing, then why on earth did someone design a bathroom with THIS:
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17 comments:

Bear said...

Oh Janna, you obviously don't have a penis... or if you do, you've never tried peeing whilst drunk.

It's the 'Drunkard's Corner' every male bathroom has one.

Cheers.

Meloncutter said...

Actually, that is very well designed. Finally someone has come up with an answer for those that have.... TWO.

Also that place may be designed for conjoined twins. Chang and Eng would have been right at home.

Dang. Having two weenies would kind of put a new twist on being a two fisted drunk, wouldn't it?

Later Y'all.

Steven said...

Don't you know that urinals merely hint at a suggestion as to where to relieve oneself? Most of us just go on the floor anyway.

Da Old Man said...

The one on the left is a joke urinal. It's not connected to anything.

xup said...

It's okay to pee next to each other if you're best friends. I think this must be the best friends pee corner

Evil Genius said...

I'm with xup. It's either for best friends or gay couples. Nobody else would be comfortable peeing that close to another guy!!! :-)

whall said...

What is this "peeing" thing everyone is talking about? I feel like I'm missing out.

Signed,
Alien Bob.

Janna said...

Bear: I've been drunk, and I've peed while drunk, but have never done so with a penis. At least not one that belonged to me.... Not exactly, anyway.
Should I stop there?

Meloncutter: Actually I think you're more likely to be the type with two buttholes so you could fart two notes at the same time. Y'gotta admit, that WOULD be pretty cool.

Steve: I suspected as much.

DaOldMan: How do you know it's not the one on the right?

Xup: Wow. This must be for really really REALLY good friends.

EvilGenius: Maybe if they stood six feet away and tried to aim really well...

Whall/AlienBob: Clearly you have been probing the wrong parts.

Travis said...

I submit that nothing more needs to be said on this issue.

Janna said...

Travis: That's odd, because I think there are plenty of unanswered questions. :) I should do a doctoral thesis on it. Wanna be one of my guinea pigs?

Mo said...

Injun Joe pee with forked wanker.

mrsmouthy said...

Please tell me that's just a trick done with mirrors and no such place really exists in our world!

Janna said...

Morgen: Ow!

MrsMouthy: No, sadly, it seems to be real. Look at the wall tiles, the floor tiles, and the lighting. None of it is mirrored.

Amy Grindhouse said...

Hi, there. Saw you around Slightly Mordant and thought I would come over and say 'Hi' *waves*

Was having a read of your blog and this post was a zinger. Just for giggles they should totally install these in all men's bathrooms and let the awkward hilarity begin ;)

Janna said...

Amy: Welcome! Thanks for visiting! I agree that we need more awkward hilarity in men's restrooms. Preferably with videocameras.

Mik said...

Mmm maybe if you're ever seen the floor around urinals in most men's rooms (please say no!) you'll know the extra one is to try and catch what usually splashes all over the place.

I almost have to stand with my legs very wide apart to avoid standing in a pool of pee when using urinals.

Janna said...

Mik: I plead the fifth on whether I've seen a men's restroom or not. :) Maybe you guys should try putting placemats or welcome mats on the floor to soak up stuff. Just a thought.