Saturday, August 2, 2008

Plus, I wouldn't have to buy gas

If I could just have the metabolism of a hummingbird, I'd be skinny in no time at all.
Plus, I'd be able to freak people out by hovering above them in mid-air and flapping my arms zillions of times per second.
Bonus!

8 comments:

feefifoto said...

Wouldn't it be difficult to carry home groceries though?

Janna said...

FeeFiFoto: Who needs groceries when people have hummingbird feeders right on their porch?

Mo said...

Okay, that mental image is quite disturbing... especially while I'm watching a History Channel special on Giant Insects of the Dinosaur age!

Janna said...

Morgen: Did any of the fossils look like me?

Evil Genius said...

Wouldn't that be awesome? Plus, you could hover over any major league ball game you ever wanted to watch!

Well, assuming you're into that sort of stuff!

Janna said...

EvilGenius: Not into sports at all. Not in the least. Though I suppose I could poop on them while I hovered...

Mo said...

None of the fossils looked like you - however, I can't get the CGI image of a giant pill bug the size of a picnic table out of my head.

Janna said...

Morgen: A picnic table? Really? That would require a can of Raid the size of a grain silo!