Plus, I wouldn't have to buy gas
If I could just have the metabolism of a hummingbird, I'd be skinny in no time at all.
Plus, I'd be able to freak people out by hovering above them in mid-air and flapping my arms zillions of times per second.
Bonus!
Saturday, August 2, 2008
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Wouldn't it be difficult to carry home groceries though?
FeeFiFoto: Who needs groceries when people have hummingbird feeders right on their porch?
Okay, that mental image is quite disturbing... especially while I'm watching a History Channel special on Giant Insects of the Dinosaur age!
Morgen: Did any of the fossils look like me?
EvilGenius: Not into sports at all. Not in the least. Though I suppose I could poop on them while I hovered...
None of the fossils looked like you - however, I can't get the CGI image of a giant pill bug the size of a picnic table out of my head.
Morgen: A picnic table? Really? That would require a can of Raid the size of a grain silo!
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