Saturday, August 23, 2008

Janku 7

(Don't know what a Janku is? Click here.)

I'm still on hold
Waiting for humans
Customer service? Ha ha!
If you go
Outside naked
The neighbors like staring
A taco burp
Full of hot sauce
Is much worse after midnight
Fish eyeballs
Are terribly slippery.
Don't chew them; just spit them out.


whall said...

Janku, Janna.
Mm, meant Thanku Janna.
(If loose, Skanku Janna.)

Janku Convention,
President Whall now presiding.

LOLz of Whall's DITL -
Guaranteed to
Cure acne, diarrhea.

Biden is Ancient.
It's all I know at this time.

If Biden's old,
McCain is immortal.
Ageism is not welcome.

Janna said...

Whall: I just got home today and here I see yours is the only comment here on the Janku post. LOL. Just as I figured. I wonder why people hate these so much? :) Hee! Thanks for the Janku-esque comments. As usual, I'm not sure whether to be flattered or creeped out. :)
Let's go with flattered.

Christy said...

I become flattered when I creep people out, so it's a win-win situation.

So I adore your jankus.
You love my DITLs.
I'm thinking.... roadshow.

whall said...

and WHAT IS SO AMAZINGLY FUNNY is I just left a comment as my wife's account.

I would start to explain, but it would seem all defensive and stuff.

Marilyn said...

Wow, I should start a to blog as my husband. It'd be like pet blogging, except he'd be offended. Maybe I'll ask first.

Janna said...

Christy: I'm going to pretend you're NOT really Whall, ok? It'll let me maintain the gossamer-thin illusion that more than one person actually likes my Janku posts.

Whall: La la la la la I can't hear you! Oh, look, someone named Christy just left me a comment! This must mean I am more beloved than I thought!

Marilyn: It couldn't possibly be much different from all these people who blog as their cats.

Marilyn said...

I've often thought that husbands are a lot like very high maintenance pets. I've never actually said it though, as I have it on good authority that lots of them speak English. (Now that I've offended half of the population, I will run away.)

Janna said...

Marilyn: Some speak English. Others just sniff, grunt, burp, and fart.

Morgiana Le Fey said...

chewing fish eyeballs? shit, i thought thats what eating tapioca pudding was like. *shudder*

Janna said...

Morgian: I like tapioca pudding!