Spontaneous Janna.... slightly better than spontaneous combustion
As you know, I've been on Twitter for a few weeks now.
I like it because it helps me express myself during my bursts of spontaneity. For example, if I have a burning need to tell the world that I just farted, I now have a venue to do that.
Here are some of the Twitters I've done since I started:
1) I am so tired I could fall asleep even while being flogged with strands of fettucine alfredo. And freshly ground pepper. 09:06 AM June 20, 2008
2) Went out for chinese. Yummy. Now i'm going grocery shopping. So tired. Hope i don't fall asleep in the produce section. 03:03 PM June 20, 2008
3) My cell phone is supposed to avoid humidity. So, um, is it a bad idea to keep it in my bra during 80 degree weather? Hmmmmmm..... 06:10 PM June 20, 2008
4) Eating Ritz crackers, plain, wishing there was cheese to go with them. Too tired to go buy any. Plus, I'd have to actually put clothes on. 08:33 PM June 21, 2008
5) Multitasking! I can sneeze and pee at the same time! 01:55 AM June 22, 2008
6) Getting ready to take more Excedrin. It's hard to maintain a proper level of insanity when one has a headache. I have standards. 10:56 PM June 22, 2008
7) No, really, I have standards. Stop giggling. 10:59 PM June 22, 2008
8) Waiting patiently to become a millionaire so it won't matter as much whether gas hits $5.00 a gallon this summer. 01:04 AM June 23, 2008
9) All i want is to be loved. Well, that and about fifty bucks. No, wait... Seventy-five. 04:17 PM June 23, 2008
10) Come to think of it, it might be nice if I had an imaginary friend who was a wombat. Do wombats eat less when they're imaginary? 12:39 AM June 24, 2008
11) I realize I am just a crazy single lady who talks to her cats and herself. I'm starting to think more and more about wombats. Come hug me. 12:35 AM June 25, 2008
12) It's almost three in the morning. I wonder if anyone would notice if I went out and danced topless in my front yard. 01:48 AM June 25, 2008
13) Living single and alone means you can eat a blueberry donut for dinner and nobody says anything. 08:14 PM June 25, 2008
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If you're on Twitter, or if you feel like trying it, feel free to follow me. Click here.
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11 comments:
I think I was around for most of those. Those and the ones about walking around naked.
Or did I dream those?
Whall: Well, you DO dream about me naked a lot...
Whew. I thought I was going crazy there for a minute.
Or was I going blind?
I forget.
Whall: Hey!
Hey, whatever happened to your writing a comedy book. I'm telling you, girlfriend, you have to sell your madness to the world!
I've been following your twits for weeks, almost all of them at least make me grin...some leave me with a look of confusion but it's all good.:)
Steve: I want to!
Trukindog: I'll take all the love I can get!
Those this twitter thing can be our link to instant Janna gratification? Hmmmmm.
Travis: And it's free! Free Janna! Come one, come all!
I was on twitter for a while with a bunch of WoW bloggers.. then they all migrated to Plurk, which I find that I like better.
Come over and see!
http://www.plurk.com/user/Asara
Asara: I've heard Plurk mentioned a few times here and there, but am still not exactly positive what it is. If Twitter ever explodes unexpectedly, I will definitely look into Plurk!
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