Rip Van Janna

Today I had a migraine, and spent most of the day barfing and dreaming of spears going through my head. (The sharp kind... not Britney Spears)
It's ok, though, I feel better now. The pain and nausea is 99% gone, which is enough to make me happy.

Sometimes, in the middle of these all-day migraines, I wonder what would happen if I just passed out and didn't wake up until some distant point in the future. Assuming I didn't starve to death, I imagine going outside afterward and seeing all sorts of wonderful things in this strange new futuristic world:

1) Flying cars! (I mean, c'mon, why don't we have them already? Can you imagine the "Don't Drink And Fly" commercials?)

2) Teleportation devices which can instantly take you to the destination of your choice. (There's always a chance you might accidentally vaporize forever somewhere over the Pacific, but what the heck. Live dangerously.)

3) Re-introduction of previously extinct species. My yard could be teeming with dodo birds, passenger pigeons, and the occasional tyrannosaurus rex! (And Elvis!)

4) The satisfaction of hearing someone say "Oprah WHO??"
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