Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Pink Things I Have Never Seen

1) Wig made of cotton candy

2) Bubble gum sculpted into a replica of the largest kangaroo penis EVER

3) Girl's baby blanket dunked in formaldehyde

4) Lawn chair sinking into a pool of Pepto-Bismol

5) Strawberry milkshake being poured onto the bald head of a sleeping person
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8 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

Wow..you don't get out much, do you?

Mo said...

Fab looks so much leaner when he's sleeping...

Shelli said...

A cotton candy wig would be very sticky after a few minutes.

Janna said...

Fab: The voices tell me to stay inside.

Morgen: Me too. In my dreams I am a size 2. Sometimes a size 1, if I dream about being bulimic.

Shelli: Especially if you wore it in a tanning bed.

whall said...

Jennifer Garner as a Power Ranger wearing a cancer ribbon.

Janna said...

Whall: Ooooh, nice one!

Travis said...

Dangit! I broke the rule and took a drink just before I opened up your site. Luckily I didn't spew any water on my keyboard, but now I have to go change my shirt.

Janna said...

Travis: You know, if only you'd been naked, you could have totally avoided that problem.