Pink Things I Have Never Seen
1) Wig made of cotton candy
2) Bubble gum sculpted into a replica of the largest kangaroo penis EVER
3) Girl's baby blanket dunked in formaldehyde
4) Lawn chair sinking into a pool of Pepto-Bismol
5) Strawberry milkshake being poured onto the bald head of a sleeping person
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8 comments:
Wow..you don't get out much, do you?
Fab looks so much leaner when he's sleeping...
A cotton candy wig would be very sticky after a few minutes.
Fab: The voices tell me to stay inside.
Morgen: Me too. In my dreams I am a size 2. Sometimes a size 1, if I dream about being bulimic.
Shelli: Especially if you wore it in a tanning bed.
Jennifer Garner as a Power Ranger wearing a cancer ribbon.
Whall: Ooooh, nice one!
Dangit! I broke the rule and took a drink just before I opened up your site. Luckily I didn't spew any water on my keyboard, but now I have to go change my shirt.
Travis: You know, if only you'd been naked, you could have totally avoided that problem.
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