Monday, May 5, 2008

Manic Monday: Fresh

MM-bluetextThe all-weekend party at Jason's is finally over.
I went there Friday, came back home briefly on Friday night.
Returned on Saturday.
Spent the night at Jason's on Saturday, along with all the other hardcore partiers.
We didn't end up going to sleep until about 6 in the morning.
I was on a sofa... and there were a couple other people on another sofa right next to me, plus another couple snuggled up in a big recliner... and there were more people in the next room, plus more people upstairs.
I couldn't really sleep, because I couldn't get comfortable. Plus, the couple on the sofa next to me was, uh... engaged in various activities.
Twice.
Right there with everyone else within earshot. (!!!)
I think they thought I was asleep, but it's hard to sleep when there are wet slurpy sloppy wet noises and heavy breathing going on right next to you.

Things I Could Have Said To Them At The Time,
If I Cared Enough To Roll Over:

1. "Do you ever feel.... not so fresh?"
2. "Whoa, I think you missed a spot."
3. "Wow, it sounds just like raw pork dancing with shampoo."
4. "Can I join in?"
5. "So THAT'S where the other mango went."
6. "Here.... let me get you a towel."
7. "TWICE???"
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16 comments:

Mariposa said...

Oh my! LOL I love #2 though! Happy MM!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Why even ask? Jump right in! The more the merrier!

Alice - I Was Born2Cree8 said...

LMAO... great post. I remember those kind of parties. Makes me think being over 50 isn't so bad after all. Haha.

Reba @ Reba's Run said...

Whoof!! I'd say something, but Mom might wash my mouth after that to make it fresh again. No thanks.

The Flying Monkeys said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are too twisted for color tv!


Come check out my freshness!

Mo said...

Twice?!?

Trukindog said...

8. Do you have any fruit ?

Steven said...

Only twice?

Gattina said...

You must have been fresh like a daisy after that party, lol !

Daily Panic said...

Something a young mind should ponder if thinking of jumping in-
"Do you really want to get that on you?"

Perhaps not more than a wet wipe can disinfect.

Your weekend is my list of things I forgot when I was intoxicated a long long long time ago.

Janna said...

Mariposa: Happy MM to you too!

Fab: Sadly, there was only enough room on the sofa for two.

Alice: So, is it better or worse after 50?

Reba: Well, Jason DOES own a huge Saint Bernard...

FlyingMonkeys: "Too twisted for color TV"... I like that. :)

Morgen: Yes! They started up a third time, but didn't finish. The "equipment" must not have been cooperative. Heh.

Trukindog: Fruit? Really?

Steve: What are you, a machine?

Gattina: Let's just say some of us needed showers more than others.

DailyPanic: Maybe if they made wet wipes the size of bath towels...

WillThink4Wine said...

I totally don't remember twice. Raw pork dancing with shampoo? And now I need to go wash my brain out with soap.

Travis said...

You know, Native American families used to share wigwams and this kind of thing went on all the time.

Janna said...

WillThink4Wine: Don't forget to rinse and repeat!

Travis: Agh! Yikes!! Can you imagine what that must have been like???
"Bisoncrack, wake up! What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's just Pocohontas and Wolftonsil going at it again."
"Oh. Ok. For a moment there, I thought a herd of slugs had invaded the teepee."

Juby said...

LOL Wolftonsil...can we please nickname C that?

Janna said...

Juby: LOL!! We totally should! The fun part would be explaining the nickname to Bob.