Friday, May 30, 2008

Enjoy

If you've lost your penis recently, it might have been stolen by a pigeon in Nigeria. Read about it HERE, just to be sure.

Want your artwork and letters to be famous? Just move to Florida and kill someone. Once you're on death row, you can sell all kinds of stuff! It's called "murderabilia"! Seriously! I should have done this YEARS ago!

If you've ever had your heart broken by some guy who didn't really care how you felt, THIS is the kind of story that will warm your heart with gladness. Just imagine....

Ever suspect your doctor was being condescending or insulting, but you just couldn't prove it? Perhaps THIS will help. (Example: If he writes "PRATFO" in your chart, it stands for "Patient Reassured And Told to F*** Off") Yes, these are actual things doctors have put in their patients' records!

Remember that "Slime In A Garbage Can" stuff we had when we were kids? Well, it's back... and now you can have sex with it.
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5 comments:

whall said...

Thankfully, the number of stories mentioned in this post that relate to me resemble a very large ostrich egg.

Janna said...

Whall: Maybe so far, but who knows what tomorrow will bring!

Travis said...

You're just a font of information today.

Stacey said...

The doctor ones are horrible and hilarious at the same time.

Marilyn said...

I'm afraid to click on the slime link... but I'm going to anyway.