More haiku for no reason
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Cart in parking lot
Barreling toward your Lexus
Sorry about that
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Pardon me while I
Drop some tasty arsenic in
Your favorite beverage
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Giant snow pile
One more month of melt until
They find the body
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Stalking you was worth
Dropping soap 80 times in
5 years of prison
*****
Cart in parking lot
Barreling toward your Lexus
Sorry about that
*****
Pardon me while I
Drop some tasty arsenic in
Your favorite beverage
*****
Giant snow pile
One more month of melt until
They find the body
*****
Stalking you was worth
Dropping soap 80 times in
5 years of prison
*****
8 comments:
I love these.
My turn! Bwahahahahah!
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Cart in parking lot
Barreling toward your Lexus 8!
Sorry about that 4!
*****
Pardon me while I
Drop some tasty arsenic in 8!
Your favorite beverage
Bwahahahahahaha!
Somehow I don't think that is exactly what the Japanese had in mind when they created haiku...then again, have you seen their crazy ass game shows?
This post is awesome
I read it and laughed out loud
Now I need a beer
your manic monday
filled me with fizzy goodness
and made me belch loud
I often wonder
What goes on behind those yes
Maybe best not to
You know, I wrote my first Haiku since school earlier today and now I read your haikus. They are pure genius, though they make me a little leery or parking near you or upsetting you.
;-)
Marilyn: I'm so glad!
Mr. Fab: Y'know, you weird Florida people must say things a lot differently down there. I'll try not to hold that against you.
Steve: I think the Japanese might be just freaky enough to appreciate haiku about arsenic and prison. Let's ask them!
TenaciousB: Excellent!
Morgen: Yaaay!
Travis: Behind my eyes? Well, depending on what day it is, you'll either find a migraine, a craving for tacos, or a need to obsessively hum classical music over and over and over and over.
MichaelC: It's ok. Just stay on my good side. I promise to mention you to all my prison buddies, if I ever have any.
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