Tuesday, March 11, 2008

More haiku for no reason

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Cart in parking lot
Barreling toward your Lexus
Sorry about that
*****
Pardon me while I
Drop some tasty arsenic in
Your favorite beverage
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Giant snow pile
One more month of melt until
They find the body
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Stalking you was worth
Dropping soap 80 times in
5 years of prison
*****

8 comments:

Marilyn said...

I love these.

Mr. Fabulous said...

My turn! Bwahahahahah!

*****
Cart in parking lot
Barreling toward your Lexus 8!
Sorry about that 4!
*****
Pardon me while I
Drop some tasty arsenic in 8!
Your favorite beverage

Bwahahahahahaha!

Steven said...

Somehow I don't think that is exactly what the Japanese had in mind when they created haiku...then again, have you seen their crazy ass game shows?

Tenacious B said...

This post is awesome
I read it and laughed out loud
Now I need a beer

Mo said...

your manic monday
filled me with fizzy goodness
and made me belch loud

Travis said...

I often wonder
What goes on behind those yes
Maybe best not to

Michael C said...

You know, I wrote my first Haiku since school earlier today and now I read your haikus. They are pure genius, though they make me a little leery or parking near you or upsetting you.
;-)

Janna said...

Marilyn: I'm so glad!

Mr. Fab: Y'know, you weird Florida people must say things a lot differently down there. I'll try not to hold that against you.

Steve: I think the Japanese might be just freaky enough to appreciate haiku about arsenic and prison. Let's ask them!

TenaciousB: Excellent!

Morgen: Yaaay!

Travis: Behind my eyes? Well, depending on what day it is, you'll either find a migraine, a craving for tacos, or a need to obsessively hum classical music over and over and over and over.

MichaelC: It's ok. Just stay on my good side. I promise to mention you to all my prison buddies, if I ever have any.