Things to say the next time I talk to myself
1. Can I have your number?
2. You're not wearing that outside, are you?
3. Go ask that guy if he has anything in our size.
4. Oooooh, look! Fritos!
5. Let's set fire to that accordion!
6. I dreamed about you last night.
7. Buy me something.
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6 comments:
Well, you can't wear it INSIDE!
1. Oh honey, I GOT your number!
2. I said that to myself this morning, actually...
3. Kill him if doesn't.
4. Fritos! Where's the bean dip?
5. Let's set fire to ALL accordions!
6. Well, not last night, but the one the other night was pretty good...
7. No, you buy ME something.
1. Sure, why not? Everyone else has it.
2. If I don't like my taste in clothes then I can just stay the hell home, right?
RIGHT?
3. Nah, he gets ONE last chance to fit Goddesses, THEN we immolate him. Cool?
4. Are they on sale? And do they have the Scoops?
5. That's not an accordion, it's a concertina. And the really big dude who plays it will cry if we set it on fire. Now that horrid trumpet player, on the other hand...
6. I lost my dream journal, so I don't remember anymore...
7. Can't we all just get along while we shop? Now let's see if there's samples.
Mr. Fab: Oh, yes I can! :)
Morgen: You gather the accordions, I'll light the match.
Pand0ra: Now I'm craving Fritos Scoops, with a big bowl of spicy chili cheese dip...
After all that fritos and dip, I'll be we do need to light a match...
Morgen: Don't light it too close, though. I don't want anything to explode.
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