Mr. Happy Crack
If you live in Southern Michigan, you've probably seen this commercial on TV. It's for a place that repairs cracks in concrete.
Their commercial cracks me up (no pun intended), because their mascot is "Mr. Happy Crack."
Here, take a look for yourself.
Mr. Happy Crack's motto is "A dry crack is a happy crack!"
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I'll pause here while you make your own jokes.
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13 comments:
No joke. Can't argue with that...
Seriously? What the hell were they thinking?
I especially like the "Show us your crack" button underneath Mr. Happy Crack.
I rofl. My sides hurt.
BTW, in case you were wondering, my crack is dry and happy.
Yep, ever since I reached about 35... I would 100% agree: A Dry Crack Is A Happy Crack.
Do they make Mr. Happy Crack t-shirts?
I love Mr. Happy Crack! We have a car dealership here and some retired football player is it's commercial spokesman. His name?
Brock Huard.
Do they make Mr. Happy Crack t-shirts?
Never mind t-shirts.. how about a Mr Happy Crack thong?
Mr. Fab: Good luck with your crack.
Shelli: I wonder that too!!
Lynda: I know! Wasn't that hilarious? "Show us your crack!" LOL!
Morgen: I'm not going to ask what happened at 35....
The108: With a name like that, he had to be either a car dealer or a pro wrestler.
Anndi: I'd rather wear the T-shirt! Would be funny to see the thong, though... on Johnny Depp, for example....
janna - that wouldn't be a happy crack, that would be a Happy Thong!
:)
Spooker: I had no idea you were a Johnny Depp fan! :)
This may be true. But a dry crack _pipe_ is *not* a happy crack pipe.
A dry crackwhore is not a happy crackwhore.
A dry cracker is not a happy cracker. I speak from experience here.
I am half tempted to send them a picture of my crack. However, I bet they get that all the time.
Somehow this just does not surprise me.
Whall: Such words of wisdom! Just a minute; I'm writing this down...
Lynda: As long as all the pictures are of DRY cracks, they should be happy.
Pand0ra: Really? I find it terribly amusing. :)
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