Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Mr. Happy Crack

If you live in Southern Michigan, you've probably seen this commercial on TV. It's for a place that repairs cracks in concrete.
Their commercial cracks me up (no pun intended), because their mascot is "Mr. Happy Crack."
Here, take a look for yourself.
Mr. Happy Crack's motto is "A dry crack is a happy crack!"
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I'll pause here while you make your own jokes.
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13 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

No joke. Can't argue with that...

Shelli said...

Seriously? What the hell were they thinking?

Lynda said...

I especially like the "Show us your crack" button underneath Mr. Happy Crack.

I rofl. My sides hurt.

BTW, in case you were wondering, my crack is dry and happy.

Mo said...

Yep, ever since I reached about 35... I would 100% agree: A Dry Crack Is A Happy Crack.

Do they make Mr. Happy Crack t-shirts?

the108 said...

I love Mr. Happy Crack! We have a car dealership here and some retired football player is it's commercial spokesman. His name?

Brock Huard.

Anndi said...

Do they make Mr. Happy Crack t-shirts?

Never mind t-shirts.. how about a Mr Happy Crack thong?

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Good luck with your crack.

Shelli: I wonder that too!!

Lynda: I know! Wasn't that hilarious? "Show us your crack!" LOL!

Morgen: I'm not going to ask what happened at 35....

The108: With a name like that, he had to be either a car dealer or a pro wrestler.

Anndi: I'd rather wear the T-shirt! Would be funny to see the thong, though... on Johnny Depp, for example....

Spooker said...

janna - that wouldn't be a happy crack, that would be a Happy Thong!
:)

Janna said...

Spooker: I had no idea you were a Johnny Depp fan! :)

whall said...

This may be true. But a dry crack _pipe_ is *not* a happy crack pipe.

A dry crackwhore is not a happy crackwhore.

A dry cracker is not a happy cracker. I speak from experience here.

Lynda said...

I am half tempted to send them a picture of my crack. However, I bet they get that all the time.

Pand0ra Wilde said...

Somehow this just does not surprise me.

Janna said...

Whall: Such words of wisdom! Just a minute; I'm writing this down...

Lynda: As long as all the pictures are of DRY cracks, they should be happy.

Pand0ra: Really? I find it terribly amusing. :)