Friday, February 29, 2008

How strange

Something is really bugging me.
I always keep a big pad of paper next to my bed, in case inspiration strikes. Sometimes right before going to bed, I'll write letters or poetry or ideas for future blog posts.
Today I noticed that the pad of paper is missing.
I have no idea where it is.
I looked around the bed, under the bed, in nearby tote bags, in other rooms, everywhere. But it's inexplicably missing.
Clearly this is proof of aliens. Obviously when they came to probe me last night, they also stole my notebook. Now they're going to steal my ideas and use it all for THEIR blogs.
So if you're surfing the Alpha Centauri section of cyberspace, and you see a post with Janna-esque stuff, please report that blog to the proper authorities. (I dunno, maybe Bill Gates or Yoda or something).
I'll keep you posted.
I can't believe this thing is missing.
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11 comments:

Travis said...

I think it's actually proof of monsters. But that's just me.

Do monsters have blogs? I wouldn't think they could type very well, what with the large sharp talons. And all that drool and slobber would probably short out the circuitry on the computer. And you know, if blogger froze up or ate a comment...well, I don't have to tell you that chaos and mayhem would follow.

Although, now that I consider, it could actually be proof of pixies. I'm sure pixies blog. But it probably takes about 12 of them to type a post. They all jump on the keys in a particular order, under the direction of a dark faery or a leprechaun.

Oh! That's it! The leprechauns stole your notebook!

What?

onionboy said...

Darn aliens get to do all the probing, I want to probe someone.

Janna said...

Travis: Well, the leprechauns ARE always after me Lucky Charms....

Onionboy: Me too!

metalmom said...

The dingo ate your notebook!

Sans Pantaloons said...

It must be in something or under something other than the bed.

Two pipe problem...

Wavemancali said...

QMFG GET OUT! He's blogging from inside the house!

~insert cheesy horror scream here~

Janna said...

Metalmom: I didn't realize we had dingos in Michigan!

Sans: So complicated...

Wavemancali: This explains the bloody knife I found next to the toaster...

Gwenhwyfar said...

Londo probably stole it.

Janna said...

Gwen: The only Londo I knew was from Babylon V.
Did he steal things?

Gwenhwyfar said...

That would be the right Londo... Sorry, you mentioned Alpha Centauri and that's where my brain went.

Janna said...

Gwen: It makes sense now!