Haiku for no reason

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When there is nothing
Else going on in my head
I write some haiku
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Too tired to think
Unable to fall asleep
I hate irony
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Warm little droplets
Quickly grow into a stream
Stop peeing on me
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Stale bag of Ruffles
Mr. Potato Head's ass
Rancid chewy crap
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Barking and drooling
Thank you for letting me live
Giant St. Bernard
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After the migraine
Beautiful absence of pain
Exhausted relief
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Hey, look, I'm blogging!
And I'm only using three
(Maybe four) brain cells!
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"Ten Items Or Less"
Means exactly that, you jerk.
Learn to count. Bite me.
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