Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Haiku for no reason

When there is nothing

Else going on in my head
I write some haiku
Too tired to think
Unable to fall asleep
I hate irony
Warm little droplets
Quickly grow into a stream
Stop peeing on me
Stale bag of Ruffles
Mr. Potato Head's ass
Rancid chewy crap
Barking and drooling
Thank you for letting me live
Giant St. Bernard
After the migraine
Beautiful absence of pain
Exhausted relief
Hey, look, I'm blogging!
And I'm only using three
(Maybe four) brain cells!
"Ten Items Or Less"
Means exactly that, you jerk.
Learn to count. Bite me.


onionboy said...

chewy and stale are
rancid ass ruffles taste when
mr fab pees on you

Mr. Fabulous said...

She LOVES it when I pee on her!

Matt-Man said...

I love Haiku...

It's Super Tuesday
Enter the polls, cast your vote
Walk away, weeping.


Mo said...

super fat tuesday
have a donut on me
then vote democrat

metalmom said...

The last haiku rocks!
I hate idiots like that.
Let me smack them all!

the108 said...

your haiku are strong
and extremely well written
you have much talent.

Janna said...

Onionboy: Shhhh, don't give him ideas! Even ones that end in six syllables! :)

Mr. Fab: Let's make a video post!

Matt-Man: Nice! You political dynamo, you....

Morgen: Can I have seven donuts instead? That way the middle line can have seven syllables. :) Plus, I'm hungry.

Metalmom: Amen, sister! Preach it!

The108: Yay! Nice!

Mo said...

my comment was not a haiku
it was a mo-ku
which is why it was missing the middle syllable

yeah... that's all I got...

Janna said...

Morgen: "Mo-Ku"... I like it!!

Travis said...

Oh no you didn't!
Got me started on haiku
Dammit now stop it!

Janna said...


I certainly did!
We both have an obsession!
They make drugs for that...

BentonQuest said...

Loved the last one.
Ten items means just that.
Call the grocery police!

Janna said...

BentonQuest: Wouldn't it be nice if we could make a grocery "citizens' arrest" until the police arrived?

whall said...

Thanx for the haikus.
And thanx for the nudie pics!
Oh wait, not this blog...

Janna said...


No, The Jannaverse
Has never had nudie pics.
You're welcome (trust me).