Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Haiku for no reason

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When there is nothing

Else going on in my head
I write some haiku
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Too tired to think
Unable to fall asleep
I hate irony
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Warm little droplets
Quickly grow into a stream
Stop peeing on me
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Stale bag of Ruffles
Mr. Potato Head's ass
Rancid chewy crap
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Barking and drooling
Thank you for letting me live
Giant St. Bernard
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After the migraine
Beautiful absence of pain
Exhausted relief
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Hey, look, I'm blogging!
And I'm only using three
(Maybe four) brain cells!
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"Ten Items Or Less"
Means exactly that, you jerk.
Learn to count. Bite me.
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15 comments:

onionboy said...

chewy and stale are
rancid ass ruffles taste when
mr fab pees on you

Mr. Fabulous said...

She LOVES it when I pee on her!

Matt-Man said...

I love Haiku...

It's Super Tuesday
Enter the polls, cast your vote
Walk away, weeping.

Cheers!!

Mo said...

super fat tuesday
have a donut on me
then vote democrat

metalmom said...

The last haiku rocks!
I hate idiots like that.
Let me smack them all!

the108 said...

your haiku are strong
and extremely well written
you have much talent.

Janna said...

Onionboy: Shhhh, don't give him ideas! Even ones that end in six syllables! :)

Mr. Fab: Let's make a video post!

Matt-Man: Nice! You political dynamo, you....

Morgen: Can I have seven donuts instead? That way the middle line can have seven syllables. :) Plus, I'm hungry.

Metalmom: Amen, sister! Preach it!

The108: Yay! Nice!

Mo said...

my comment was not a haiku
it was a mo-ku
which is why it was missing the middle syllable

yeah... that's all I got...

Janna said...

Morgen: "Mo-Ku"... I like it!!

Travis said...

Oh no you didn't!
Got me started on haiku
Dammit now stop it!

Janna said...

Travis:

I certainly did!
We both have an obsession!
They make drugs for that...

BentonQuest said...

Loved the last one.
Ten items means just that.
Call the grocery police!

Janna said...

BentonQuest: Wouldn't it be nice if we could make a grocery "citizens' arrest" until the police arrived?

whall said...

Thanx for the haikus.
And thanx for the nudie pics!
Oh wait, not this blog...

Janna said...

Whall:

No, The Jannaverse
Has never had nudie pics.
You're welcome (trust me).