Friday, February 8, 2008

Groups of words that should not be in the same sentence together

1) Pepsi, arsenic
2) Barbed wire, penis, oops
3) Tofu, food
4) George Bush, MENSA
5) Zucchini, rectum, emergency room


onionboy said...

My thoughts on words not belonging together:

French horn, contortionist, anal penetration, endless loop.

Boy that would blow. Reminds me when they examined my lower intestines with barium, compressed air, and a fluoroscope ... wait, those words shouldn't go together either.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I always keep barbed wire around my penis. It keeps the undesirables out.

Matt-Man said...

Dick Cheney, Naked...

So wrong. Cheers!!

Steven said...

Janna, uncreative, too serious

the108 said...

HA! I'll be giggling over this one all day. And maybe tomorrow as well.

Shelli said...

I like to keep the barbed wire near me at all times in case the wild penis comes walking by. I have a ready made defense.

Janna said...

Onionboy: They shot compressed air up your ass?? Really?????

Mr. Fab: I'm curious as to who your "undesirables" are.

Matt-man: Aaauuugghhhh!

Steve: Mrs. Adams, Steve, orgasm.

The108: Good!

Shelli: The wild ones have a slightly gamier flavor, but still not too bad, as long as you use good marinades.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Words that should be in the same sentence: Janna, Gwen, Drunken, Make-out

Wayne said...

Right on for #4!
And there's nothing wrong with the first 2 parts of #5!

Janna said...

Gwen: Wow! Can we include the cats too?

Wayne: LOL! Except the first two parts of #5 usually end up involving the third part as well! :)